Sam Triggs
Google
In short: rats, cockroaches, and the worst service I have ever received.
This is easily the worst restaurant experience either my wife or I can recall and we honestly cannot comprehend the positive reviews or listings.
Upon arrival, we were told that we couldn’t sit inside, even though the restaurant was empty. We assumed that this was because all the tables were booked (as we’d only booked an hour or so in advance).
A table of four turned up and were seated inside. The waiter noticed us watching this and produced a blanket for my wife - which had a cockroach nested inside. He flicked it off and gave her the blanket again. If his reservations didn’t turn up, he said, we could sit inside.
Another couple turned up without a reservation and were seated outside with us. Twenty minutes later, they were moved inside onto a large table with others. We weren’t sure whether they were part of a larger group, so gave them the benefit of the doubt and didn’t question it.
It got colder when the sun went down. Our mains were served and went cold before we could finish them. Then, before they cleared our plates, the rats started to come out.
The outside seating is in a darkened courtyard, lit only by a single string of fairy lights and with numerous large New-York-subway-size rats running about and eating from around diners’ feet. Waiters would occasionally come out to chase them off, but mostly just tried to assure us it was fine. It wasn’t.
We were served our desserts while the rats were still running around our table. As there were spaces still inside, I asked my wife if she wanted to sit inside to finish our desserts and then leave. Before she could answer, the waiter told her she couldn’t.
We finished most of our dessert, then cut our losses and left. The couple who had been moved inside had moved to a communal table, which had three spaces left at it. Why couldn’t we have sat at this table?
Paying the bill, I asked: is this a communal table?
“Yes.”
Why couldn’t we sit at this table?
“You want to order at this table?”
No, I’m paying the bill. Why couldn’t we sit at this table?
“You want to move your table?”
The waiter laboured on with nonsensical questions until we gave up and paid. An embarrassing and utterly shameless pretence.
The food: the starters, a lamb neck risotto, was promising, but overpriced at the a la carte price. I had lamb for main, which was unremarkable aside from the vegetables. My wife had fish in minestrone soup - decent enough ingredients, but at best the sum of its parts. Desserts were hard to recall, due to the swarms of rats.The wine by the glass is genuinely good for €6, but by God will you need far more than a glass to make it through a meal here.