Natalie D.
Yelp
I have never written a Yelp review before. A few nights ago, I had one of the worst meals I have ever been served at a restaurant.
I ate here a few nights ago for dinner with my boyfriend. It was the worst meal we've had while traveling thus far. We have both worked in restaurants for years and are very patient with food service because we are sympathetic to the stress of the industry.
When my boyfriend was ordering a steak tartare, he heard the guy at the table next to us make a joke to our server about tomatoes in French (my boyfriend can speak/understand passable French), but he didn't think anything of it.
I ordered a grilled Monkfish and vegetables dish. Unfortunately, when the fish came out, it was so overcooked, it was the consistency of knotted up rubber bands. I would have let this pass, because some dishes just don't work out. But the tartare was particularly unique. After one bite my boyfriend noticed that it tasted like Heinz ketchup. The last thing anyone should taste in their tartare is sweet, processed tomato product. We asked our waitress if they put ketchup in the tartare and she said yes (Heinz, we were right) and pickles (cornichons). With Parmesan cheese on top of the tartare, we realized that we received some sort of "Cheeseburger" tartare. It was pretty awful, and when we asked our server if the dish was normally served this way she brought the rest of the serving staff out with her, seemed to feign "lost in translation" and they all giggled while asking us if we wanted them to cook it; which seemed like an unguarded insult on the fact we are from the U.S. The whole situation was the butt of the kitchen's and the server's inside joke.
Overall, the meal was a bummer. Neither of our dishes were eaten. We are traveling around France in pursue of food, wine, and culture, and I had a food experience that would have disappointed me anywhere in the world. Every other meal in Avignon (and France) has been pleasant to superior so this review should not reflect on the cuisine.
They did comp us the two pastis we ordered after our meal, so that gets them one star?