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Looks aren’t everything – and neither is a designer price tag.
Yes, the setting is undeniably chic – the kind of place that looks fantastic in photos and feels like a scene from a glossy magazine. But beyond the aesthetic? A culinary letdown wrapped in attitude.
I ordered the Caesar salad without chicken, and was told, quite seriously, “We put anchovies instead.” As if anchovies were an afterthought, not the foundational ingredient of a classic Caesar dressing. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It’s not just a mistake—it’s culinary ignorance served with confidence.
The club sandwich? A misnomer. What arrived was toast with fillings. Not a sandwich, not a club, just… toast. For the price of a proper meal elsewhere.
In the end, it’s a place that values aesthetics over authenticity. If you’re here for the scene, the setting delivers. But if you care even slightly about what’s on the plate — or how you’re spoken to — save your appetite (and your money) for somewhere that knows the difference between style and substance.
