S. W.
Yelp
This is a review of the Lisboa Carmo hotel and the Lisboa Pessoa hotel. Staff are great. But, and this is the big but, the rooms are completely lacking charm . 100 percent charm free. The pesoa toilet has no light in the stall, and the staff could not come up with a metal doohickey to place one of our suitcases. Subsequently we ( one of us had to grovel through our suitcases on the floor). The Carmo hotel creepy wallpaper and the shower valves were so intuitive that using them was stressful. Granted i have only been taking showers for 60 years , so maybe I'm a novice. Whoever was the designer , he , and it probably was a he, should be locked in either of these hotel rooms for a week with wife and kids and see how horrible they are. And my friends they are not cheep. Really, no light in the toilet room just ambient light filtering in from the semi transparent glass. Horrible design . Horrible horrible horrible.