Aidan J.
Google
I stayed in a 4 dorm room at los patios for 4 nights. I had high expectations given that it is a “boutique hostel” but left feeling reasonably disappointed.
First off, it is just a regular hostel. Is it marginally nicer than average? Probably. But it isnt anything fancy. Certainly not “boutique”. The room I was in was not large and was on the fifth floor, beneath the rooftop deck (more on that later). It did not have air conditioning but did have fans. I noticed that several things did not work, including the fans (resolved quickly by the hostel) and the showers not working or draining quickly. It’s also important to note that there is only a single toilet/shower/sink per floor, so I often had to go to other floors. They also have a pool, but it is located in the other building and is quite small considering the number of people in the hostel.
I had hopes for the social aspects of this hostel, but soon realized that the vast majority of social events held by the hostel revolved around dancing and/or drinking heavily. I’m not a dancer or a partier so I did not attend these. I did book the comuna 13 and guatape tours with their affiliated company. These were fine, but the tours can include people from outside the hostel, and the tour guides didn’t put effort in getting the groups to intermingle.
Didn’t have much luck with my bunkmates either. Not a single person stayed more than a single night. “Highlight” was an incredibly rude family that demanded the lights be turned on and talked at full volume at midnight and 8am.
My biggest complaint with this hostel (and this is probably a medellin thing) was the partying/noise. As mentioned before, I was beneath the rooftop patio bar, which constantly blasted music in the evenings. I could feel the bass in my bed. It usually wasn’t too bad - ending between 10-11pm, but it was really bad on christmas eve. The music was even louder than usual and went on for longer than before. I was in bed trying to get rest in as I wasn’t feeling well. I raised this issue to the hostel and they simply apologized and that it was a special event. They offered a minor (and I mean MINOR) compensation along with a free breakfast item. I chose to take this offer as it was better than nothing, but nowhere near compensates for their inability to provide quiet accommodation.
There were some good things: the beds were larger/longer than usual (for a hostel) and the staff were responsive over whatsapp