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Yelp
Our travels brought us into town a little early, so I took my kids to see Lost River Cave after looking at a few reviews and pictures.
The entrance to the place is friendly and welcoming. I love what they have done to the surrounding area to make it look rustic. There is an excellent gift shop with plenty of items to browse. Tickets for my two teenagers and I ran about $71. This is on par with many show caves, so it must be pretty big. After all, Mammoth Cave ran us $24.
The young lady we purchased tickets with was "all business..." not much small talk, but rather scripted. We joined our tour guide at the bridge entrance a little ways away. She showed up with a mini speaker around her neck and a headset. She discussed some safety and general information about the cave before we started.
The entrance to the cave is a little different than others, and it shows off its uniqueness. We had a large group, so our guide said she would split the group in two, and another guide would meet us shortly, as she was off to boating with the first half. It took about 15 minutes for that to happen, and it felt disorganized.
Once our guide showed up, we got into the boat and were on our way. The boat is rather long, with a motor in front and rear. As we got underway, the guide warned us to all duck our heads as much as possible. This is because the entrance is LOW, so they call it "wish rock." If you don't duck your head, you will "wish" that you had. Anyone who ignores these instructions will likely be talking out of their rump for the rest of their life.
The guide said that Jesse James hid out in this cave. Jesse James must have loved caves because they also say the same thing in many of the Missouri caves. The entire boat ride lasted about 30 minutes at maximum.
Was it worth over $70? A more fitting price would be about $25 for the three of us. It was a beautiful area, and the cave had some neat history, but it was short and did not woo us seventy dollars worth. I am glad I took the kids so they could see it, but it will probably be a "one and done" type of thing."