AXE P.
Yelp
Dear Spain,
You are in luck! Axe P. traversed the seven seas, suffered mightily in his Coach seat only to land comfortably in the throes of Passionate Food Culture in your own Barcelona. Being that this is EFL, Spain may not be ready for Axe P., nor would it care, because it is unpretentious and wonderful, I have highlighted the following regarding L'Ostia:
1. Truffles, Farm Egg, Creme. Together, in one glorious incarnation. Gaudi himself would have prayed at the alter of L'Ostia's chef- this bigger than amuse-bouche-perfect-for-sharing creation is inspired by France, but cleansed by the gorgeous wine pairing recommended for us by the most lovely Server- a lady with short blonde hair and the most lovely and delightful spirit you can imagine.
2. Anchovies. Sardines. My God. Let's just stop eating, but why? Amaze-balls.
3. Fresh Bread. Yes, garlicky tomatoes on top (Spain, get ahold of yourselves with that tomato bread).
4. GREAT wine list- good knowledge. Thoughtful pairings, thoughtful prices.
5. Croquettes- So everywhere you go- you can eat these. Try L'Ostia's light-as-air version. The cod was fresh, you tasted the flakiness of the fish and enjoy the seasoning, but aren't stuffing a breadball down your gullet.
6. Dessert. So I hate flan. HATE FLAN. My partner thinks Flan is the Second Coming of Christ. I think its the Apple of Discord that will ruin our partnership and bring on the cicadas, or whatever. Honestly- I licked the plate here. Custard like no other. I'm not sure they called it Flan, maybe that was why. Holy. Wow.
7. Do you really need a 7th? Delicious bites- plates all to share. GREAT SERVICE. GREAT SERVICE GREAT SERVICE at all hours. We arrived "late"- after 10 each night (yes, we went twice) and received lovely and delightful service*. So this is an odd complaint in Europe, also- I am American, so you know we complain about this. But we are Americans who have spent a lot of time in Europe, and I would say that L'Ostia has a lovely restaurant where you can spend 1 hour or 3 licking your plate. Don't complain while in Spain.
Blammo.
Grathias.
Axe P.