Nikita Mirabov
Google
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME HERE. I don’t know who designed this hellhole, but they clearly had zero regard for human comfort or common sense.
1 UNBEARABLE HEAT & NO AIRFLOW
It doesn’t matter if you’re inside or outside, it’s HOT, STICKY, AND SUFFOCATING. No proper shade, no ventilation, just a miserable sauna disguised as an "amusement" park. You’ll be drenched in sweat before you even reach the first ride.
2. ENDLESS LINES FOR NOTHING – Every single ride has a !!!1.5 to 2-hour wait!!!, and guess what? NONE OF THEM ARE WORTH IT. You’ll stand there, slowly baking in the sun (or stale indoor air), only to get on some mediocre attraction that lasts 30 seconds.
3. CHEAP TICKETS? MORE LIKE A TRAP* – Yeah, the price is low, but that’s because they’re scamming you into suffering. You’re not paying for fun—you’re paying to stand in line for hours while slowly losing the will to live.