Fox E.
Yelp
I just went to this place, although it's not NEW, SEE
I really liked it, and you will like it TOO, SEE
It made me feel tingly and it made Barbie JUICY
In other words, I admit that I LOVE LUCY
I had to write this review, it is my DUTY
About when I came here for dinner with my BEAUTY
The one who wears VS Pink but never GUCCI
And she agrees that we both love LUCY
After this meal we went to watch a MOVIE
During which Barbie kept smacking me with her BOOTY
Then we hung out with some girlfriends in their JACUZZI
And talked about how much we LOVE LUCY
WHAT
Wonderful, friendly service and delicious, lavish and expensive food in a dimly-lit, comfortable, gorgeous palatial restaurant right on Hwy 59 with unfortunate hookah smoke.
Not to be confused with Loose-y which is one of Bae's nicknames.
This is a fancy dining (by my standards) sit-down Ethiopian place and the food is really, really good. If you haven't had good Ethiopian, it may blow you away and change your world. If you have, then you'll get what you expect from top notch delicious Ethiopian food.
Service is very friendly as well and they were very complimentary to Barbie and her sexy outfit. They were also complementary, in the sense that they came with her anywhere she went for the next week. Jk.
It's a little on the expensive side especially considering there are some really cheap places to get Ethiopian, and I think it's more of a tourist Ethiopian restaurant and a "destination" which is the kind I usually avoid. The same owners have a cheaper spot with similar food not too far away. This one is definitely for the full dining experience and it's more of a two or three dollar sign restaurant and definitely not in the Cheap Eats category.
Not to be confused with Loot-y which is the back of my car right now since I robbed (another) bank yesterday.
Location is great, right along the Southwest Freeway close to Indiatown and Chinatown and all the towns.
The main reason I can't give it a 5 isn't even the price even though it is a little on the high side, but because you can smell hookah in here at any given time which always puts me off my din dins. Hookah is a big deal all over Texas in many Middle Eastern or North African restaurants, and it seems to be the norm. So I'm not blaming this restaurant specifically for that but I'm just saying that especially when I'm paying so much money, that if I can smell smoke it's always going to bother me. I prefer going to the cheaper other location, but it's still a really great place to come and eat and you should give it a try, and it's beloved all over Houston as well.
They're thinking of opening a location in Montana (The Big Sky State) too, sharing a building with Diamonds Strip Club. It'll be called Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.