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First off, Warn, Jacob, and Tyler at the bar are amazing and made our experience one of the most fun and memorable ever. Warn looks like he’s straight out of an episode of the Bachelorette and the only thing missing was a rose in his teeth and a white horse, his hands looked so soft that mere glass was impervious to his gentle grip while gravity took charge only to remind him of the power of E=MC2 several times throughout the evening. Jacob was a magician with the drinks and would make Tom Cruise look like an amateur in the 80’s movie Cocktail. While Warn would test the glasses to see if they’d bounce off the floor, Jacob was just short of balancing a martini glass on his nose while pouring a self made concoction that tasted like it was something Santa himself used to make his sleigh fly. Then there was Tyler, the son we only wish we could’ve had, smart as hell, funny, personable, and professional, and as soon as he makes his first million, we’re going to arrange his marriage to our daughter. Tyler polished the glasses while handsome Warn tossed them on the floor still learning of the power of gravity while Tyler shook his head respectfully saying “see, looks aren’t everything”, while Jacob mixed the nectar of the gods with literal unicorn dust emitting from his hands. The only thing missing from the bar for these guys was a trapeze that would drop from the ceiling where Jacob and Warn could gently toss Tyler back and forth through the air while brilliantly recommending amazing dishes like the Poke, Calamari, Charcuterie, or cheese curd plates and reciting the theory of relativity to Warn as perfectly polished glassware flew across the bar. At one moment my wife said to me “this is better than Thunder from down under” at which point I realized that the gold speedo I brought would not go to waste later that evening after drinking a gallon of premium liquor each. We had such a great time at the bar and enjoyed the food so much that we returned a second night with plans to have one drink and go back to our room at the Landsby, but before we knew it, we’d been there for 3 hours and had an equally as amazing evening as we did the night before. And then, sadly, and I mean seriously sadly, we had to say goodbye to our new friends Warn, Jacob, and our future son in law, Tyler. And we cannot wait to return in a few months to see if they got the trapeze installed finally.