Shailen Rai
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Booked an hour long full body couple's massage. The first lady was very nice while the second had a bad attitude. The massage was quite good. However, it lasted only 40 and 35 minutes, respectively. The second lady was late and started five minutes after the first, rushed the massage, went out halfway through for a small break, came back in, and finished her massage first. She then bolted out of the room, leaving the first to tend to us as the clients. It was very underwhelming as an experience and definitely not worth the R900.
The menu (a laminated page) was overpriced and bad in terms of selection, with about 10 options in total. Everything (whether it was two chicken schnitzels, beef stew, lamb curry, or oxtail) was R200. Sides (pap, veg, rice, etc) were all R40, and the reviews were not good. The starters (gizzard, crumbed mushroom, salad, etc) were also R40-50 and did not seem appealing.
The service was well enough. The people were overall nice, but the place seemed disorganised and definitely not what you'd expect from a remote lodge. As a whole, much could be improved.