Kelly C.
Google
At the very last minute, my daughter and I needed somewhere warm to stay after an unfortunate experience with a local letting agency. Malmaison Oxford was right across the street, so I booked it literally minutes before we walked through the door.
I’ll admit, I had my reservations about staying in an old prison — having visited Alcatraz, I half-expected bad vibes — but my daughter was excited, and we were both pleasantly surprised. The staff were immediately kind and understanding. They noticed I was with a child and upgraded us to a slightly larger room, which was such a thoughtful gesture. The room was spotless, modern, and, most importantly, warm — exactly what we needed that night.
The hotel’s design embraces its history without feeling gimmicky. You definitely know you’re in a former jail, but in a fun, stylish way rather than a spooky one. My daughter thought it was hilarious, and I found it genuinely interesting and well executed.
The next morning, after a long call dealing with the unheated rental situation, we ran down to breakfast late — well past closing time. I expected a polite “sorry, breakfast is over,” but instead, one of the staff members went out of his way to make us tea, coffee, pastries, and fruit, insisting we sit and relax. That small act of kindness meant the world to us.
All in all, Malmaison Oxford turned what had been a stressful situation into something unexpectedly uplifting. Warm, clean, modern, and run by genuinely compassionate staff — I’d absolutely recommend it. Unless, of course, you’ve actually done time… in which case, it might feel a bit too authentic!