Beau R.
Yelp
We were disappointed. I am far from an elitist, but I am not buying what everybody's been selling about Mamasita.
Everybody has been crappin' on about Mamasita. "You have to try Mamasita", "you have to line up for a while, but its sooooo good". These are the comments from my friends and colleagues. So after a number of failed attempts to get there, my girlfriend and I finally made the venture last night.
The decor was boring and dull, and the kitchen exposed and noisy. I thought, "so what. I'm here for the food". While waiting at the bar to be seated I was given the most confusing drinks menu of my life. 1000 different tequila's (cool right) took up the first few pages. How the hell do I choose? And do I shot it? I didn't particularly want to pay between $10-$100 for tequila. Eventually I found a sangria buried in the menu towards the back, and jumped on it like a mongoose to a snake.
Then we started on the scrappily presented menu. What to order? At first we thought that it all looked pretty good, and reasonably priced. After asking the bar-man what he recommended for two people to order, it was easier to remember the items that didn't make up the order. We thought he was joking and so we only ordered 6 items. By that stage the price was adding up, which I wouldn't have minded if half way through the meal we both weren't dreaming of getting a popcorn chicken snackbox from KFC to fill the hole!
Meal size aside, I appreciate what the chef was trying to accomplish with the menu. Unfortunately, he didn't quite hit the mark. The food was alright, but I couldn't help but feel that a good old tex-mex taco would smash the goat soft shell taco out of the park any day of the week.
Overall, for the same price, there are so many restaurants in Melbourne that offer better presentation, better staff, better menu, a less confusing menu, a better atmosphere and much better food. Even if you like that scrappy, grungy kinda Melbourne scene (which when done right makes for an awesome atmosphere), Mamasita didn't hit that mark either.
I gave it 2 stars, because technically it does nothing wrong. I just can't imagine a reason I'd ever go back, and that's a two for me.