Jenny C.
Yelp
I'm giving them two stars because my four year old daughter enjoyed their very "not spicy" and frankly extremely bland tacos. So if I ever need to get tacos for her, this is the place to go. For the sake of buying local and supporting millburn, I chose this over neighboring town's more authentic tacos.
For adults however, it was a unfulfilling dump in our stomachs. We finished the food because we try very hard to show our kids not to waste food, but it was the most British food we have found in millburn. Ok, there is one other place that rivals this, but that's for another day.
They managed to even find the most tasteless onions and cilantro to go with the meal. I'm honestly amazed at how dry, tasteless and soulless the tacos were. We spent over $100 on various flavors so I'm certain the bland theme is a theme and not a mistake.
Pastor tacos: tasted a little smoky and only the pineapples added good flavor (meat was flavorless)
Steak tacos: just dry, unflavored cubes of beef, no color to them, looked as though it was just boiled
Pork tacos: dry, a tiny bit of flavor
Chicken crispy taco: my husband didn't want to finish it, kids didn't want to try it either. The shell was completely soggy
Ground beef crispy taco: this filling actually had some taste, was ok... but again soggy shell
Last but not least the chips that they include. The chips are amazingly flavorful and taste normal! However, the "salsa" tasted like diluted canned tomato sauce. It was so diluted the chips flavor overpowered the salsa! Insane!
So all tacos came with a heaping amount of rice and beans. Completely unnecessary. While they were tasty, it was just a distraction. By the end of the meal, I had a heavy 2 pound bowl of rice and beans left over.
All tacos also came with a green sauce and onions and cilantro. As I said, the onions and cilantro magically have no taste either. The green sauce usually is the savior for bland tacos, but was no better. It gave no kick, no semblance of the typical green sauce that customers hoard at most Mexican restaurants.
My husband and I were in awe by the end of the meal. I am writing this review as a warning to other flavor bomb seekers as well as a reminder for myself... avoid unless kids are eating