Tootsie M.
Yelp
Disney on Ice-
This picturesque beach in Sydney's Eastern suburbs. A hub for surfing, beach sports, and- apparently, Disney Princesses.
Even on cold winter days, you'll never fail to find an interesting character wandering the sand or the promenade. On one rainy late night, a certain Disney princess decided to crawl out of her moss-laced, concrete castle (the stormwater drain towards the northern end of the beach) to soak in the midnight sun after a firm session of amphetamine indulgence.
Snow White (a fitting name for many reasons) stumbled towards the promenade, making her bi-daily migration to escape the rising tides. I happened to catch sight of her in quite a state; her rosy cheeks replaced by flaking, scarred skin, and her delicate jawline coated in a patchy grey beard.
Snorting a line off her hand, she approached a bin.
She rolled up her soggy dress sleeves,
"Fucking cockroaches!"
She grumbled in a gravelly baritone, as she rummaged her delicately wrinkled hands through the bin bag.
"Stop eating my dinner!"
She gracefully trembled away with a half-eaten apple (at least she has a healthy diet), lit up a pipe, and heaved her bones into the shallow darkness of a nearby park. Deeper and deeper, she disappeared out of view... as mysteriously as she came into it.
There are many more stories of this place that I am not willing to tell.
5 stars- I haven't been stabbed yet.