Rebecca D.
Yelp
Now, I've never been a huge fan of jazz. It's too confusing, it has no rules and I'm a girl who likes rules. Without rules, we'd all just be floating around doing crimes and forgetting where we'd put things. Without rules, there'd be no knickers-and-socks drawer and there would be anarchy.
Where was I?
Oh yes, jazz. I don't like it, it's weird and confusing. I'm the sort of person who needs a repetitive beat and a constantly looped sample of 70's disco if I'm going to dance. However, for all my misgivings about jazz I like Matt & Phred's. It's hard to be quirky in the Northern Quarter. Well, everything in the Northern Quarter is quirky. I mean, it's hard to be quirky and original. Stepping into Matt & Phred's is how I imagine stepping into some kind of Prohibition-era 'joint' in New York would be. It's dark, sparsely furnished, packed with fashionable clientele and usually has a sticky floor. By staying true to this stripped-back aesthetic, it manages to be capture the essence of quirk without deploying the use of, say, a fake moose-head or a 'vintage' bean bag.
If you arrive early, you might be lucky enough to snag one of the cute little spindly tables in front of the stage. If you arrive too late to grab a table, then prop the bar up with some be-coated men, and marvel at the vast, wide range of liquors on offer (myself and a friend did have a good giggle at Knob Creek whisky).
Once you've chosen your spot, you need to choose your poison. At this point, you can't go wrong with a bottle of vino, all pretty reasonably priced at £12-17. Perhaps not the cheapest wine in the city centre, but the ones I've sampled (all reds, so I cannot vouch for their whites) have been tasty and drinkable. The wine list isn't extensive, but is obviously judiciously chosen. If you're feeling a little flush, their sparkling wine (£40) is very palatable, and adds to that broken-down speakeasy decadence. And oh! the cocktails. Nowadays it seems every bar in Manchester is offering cocktails, but these aren't just any old cocktails. My boyfriend swears by the mojito, and I had a margarita there a couple of weeks ago that was truly the best I've had in this fair city. At £6.50 a pop they're pretty much spot on in price.
Foodwise, Messrs Matt and Phred know you cannot go wrong with a tasty pizza and a bowl of olives. With all their pizzas coming in at around the £7 mark, you'll be laughing your way back to the bar for another Raspberry and Apple Collins.
For a lot of people, Matt & Phred's is about the music, the funky funky jazz. Me, I know nothing about it, but I do know that when I'm sitting at a tiny table with a bottle of good red, a few good friends and a tasty pizza, a little bit of boogie-woogie bass and some understated scatting really does feel right. Hey, maybe I don't mind jazz after all...maybe..maybe I like it. Well, that's for my therapist and I to discuss but I know one thing, jazz or no, Matt & Phred's is a comfortable, down to Earth bar with no pretensions, and seriously good cocktails.