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Yelp
Staff: A+. Everyone here from the people at the front desk to the people cleaning rooms to the people working in the kitchens were so so genuinely nice and helpful.
Location: A+. It's right on Museumplein and right between major trams and is walkable to most major attractions.
Breakfast: A+. Better than a lot of continental breakfasts that are offered at other hotels. There was tea, coffee, juice, breakfast breads (apple/spice), cold cuts, cheese, scones, various kinds of toast, hard boiled eggs, fresh fruit, yogurt, cereal, cucumbers, tomatoes.
Rooms: B. This is not a cookie cutter hotel and while it may have had some quirky decor, it lacked in comfort. We got the medium triple which meant that it had a queen bed and also what they called a sofa bed which was more like a park bench with an uncomfortable mattress on top. This extra "sofa bed" was super uncomfortable. The walls were thin. I could hear when our neighbors slid hangers in their closet or when they set down a glass. There was about a half-inch gap between the room door and the floor so we could hear everything that happened in the halls including the elevator door slamming closed every few minutes on all the different floors and people coming and going at all hours. They should put a rubber stopper or some foam or something to close the gap and block out the noise. The bathroom was SO small and the toilet seat was so close to the wall right in front of it. I'm only 5 feet tall and I couldn't even bend my knees to sit down facing the right direction so I often sat down sideways on the toilet. I can't imagine how normal sized people can use this toilet. In order to climb into the shower, there was a STEEP step. Imagine climbing in and out of this thing when it's wet. To add to the challenge, there was one of those swinging towel racks right outside the shower so if you weren't careful and slipped, you could impale yourself. My other issue with this place is that the workers tend to assume that you're out during the day so they can shout as much as they like in the hallways during the day. It was impossible to rest in the room after being jetlagged because it was so loud outside. I've never stayed in a hotel where I was always made acutely aware that there was a room being cleaned nearby because of all the noise. Speaking of cleaning, we would get back to our hotel room at 2 or 3pm and the room still hadn't been cleaned. We had to take out our own trash on several occasions. There was no fridge in the room which made things inconvenient. There isn't an air conditioner but there is a fan. We were fine in the spring, but don't know how how that would be in the summer. There is also a large window without any screen or bars and the window swings wide open like a door so I wouldn't come here with small children. The hotel has 4 floors and one elevator which can tightly fit 4 people. The stairs of the hotel are a narrow, winding death trap with barely any room for your feet. So good luck with that.
All in all, we would not stay here again. I would not recommend this place to anyone with a disability or small children. I thought that the hotel was expensive for the quality of the rooms, but I guess you are paying for the location, not the room. For over 300 a night, I shouldn't have felt like were were making do.