Stephanie P.
Yelp
I came in here alone after catching up with a friend who works at a nearby start-up in Soho (haha, surprise, surprise) and needed a place where I could kill about 2-3 hours as I waited for some other friends to meet me for happy hour catch-up drinkie poos. I wasn't looking for a pretentious bar, just something that wasn't going to break the bank and who's booze selection would satisfy my palate.
I left here with 3 new friends and yes, one of them was the bartender who was one of the sweetest female bartenders I've ever met and I'm absolutely kicking myself for not being able to recall her name (my gut says it began with a "J", but MAN, I cannot remember for the life of me!).
Milano's is a dark and gritty divey bar that manages to make you feel as if NYC hasn't completely lost its 90s character. After having sat there alone, made friendsies with the 2 gruff men next to me, not at all having been hit on or disrespected and watching the female bartender attend to everyone efficiently and without pretense, flirting or any sort of sugarcoating I felt that this was going to become my home away from home now that this was also my new work neighborhood.
This place is also way cooler than anything that my old work neighborhood of Colombus Circle/Hell's Kitchen has to offer if you're just looking for a place to throw a few back and call it a day. She even charged my iPhone at the bar which was awesome because my battery was so low that I couldn't even power my phone on... #FirstWorldProblems
If I remember correctly (cuz yanno - oy!), the happy hour here really just meant $1 off all beers and well drinks. While this may not be the world's best happy hour, the prices here are so low - especially given their location, I mean SOHO pffffffft - that happy hour prices aren't even really required here.
For about $6 I ordered a tall boy of PBR and it came with a house whiskey shot - and NO the house whiskey was actually NOT bad. Not bad at all folks. For $6 I was totally put in my happy place :). The guy next to me also sprung to order Chinese food and even paid for my steamed pork dumplings order - which also happened to be the BEST STEAMED PORK DUMPLINGS I'VE EVER HAD FROM A FAST-FOOD CHINESE PLACE. For serious. Thin wrappers much? Delicious flavorful pork? Yep.
MAN, I wish I knew the name of the place we ordered from! Lol. Oy. Come to think of it, there is a lot of I don't remember from this afternoon - which means that Milano's clearly did their job well. 5 stars for keeping it real, providing patrons with menus to order food and for having actual friendly regulars at the bar counter, I LOVE THAT. I'm sure I'll definitely be back here and SOON! :D