Bobbin W.
Yelp
I walked into Miller's expecting sage- and oregano-scented oils but discovered so much more.
First of all, this mom and poppish drug store sells candles that, when burned, will accomplish many goals: a lucky court date, revenge on one's ex, the release of a loved one from jail, etc.
Second, for a mere $50 patrons can purchase a stuffed bird to hang from their bedroom ceiling in order to conjure lust, passion, and ecstasy. (I'm cramming a dollar a day into my piggy bank for this feathered treasure.)
Third, a psychic named Beverly offers palm readings and other mystical projections in her candle-filled office. "Hello!" I greeted her while gripping a Love Candle melted into the shape of a husband and wife on the brink of a fuck. Beverly's nostrils flared, and she stared at me for a good 45 seconds as I held her gaze, accepting the challenge. Finally, she spoke: "You've been hurt by a man!!"
Fourth, monkey paws are in stock for all your monkey paw-related needs, such as spanking your spouse with taxidermy.
Fifth, Paul McCartney's 1999 album Run Devil Run plus its title track were inspired by Miller's. Ask the friendly owner. He will thrill you with the story, along with devil-expunging incense, bowel-cleansing pills, and a tube of all-natural toothpaste.