Joshua S.
Yelp
Man, I so wish I could leave a better review for this place. But I can't. The server was such an asshole that she ruined our entire experience.
in short, we honestly felt blatantly discriminated against and treated like shit the entire time. Our portions were very small, much smaller than all the other tables, we were not taken care of at all, we were ignored, and we were treated like shit. And that should never be allowed in general, but especially not on vacation, and ESPECIALLY not from one person of color to another. AND IN FRONT OF THEIR WIFE AND KIDS WHO ARE ALSO OF COLOR. I mean shit, I'm Puerto Rican and my wife is Jamaican.
So first off, St John is very small. When you arrive in Cruise Bay, there are several restaurants and places to eat but they are expensive and they all end breakfast at 11:00 a.m. and many do not serve food between 11:00 and 12:00 as they switch to lunch.
We took the 10:30 a.m. ferry and originally planned to eat at Uncle Joe's and Cruz Bay but when we got there they told us it would be an hour before they had any food ready as they had run out of gas and needed to go buy more before they could cook anything. so, we decided to drive spontaneously across the island to this restaurant Miss Lucy's because it would take us until noon to get there which is when they opened and it looked beautiful.
We got there at 12:15 and it was completely empty except for a black mother with her two children. We sat ourselves, told the waitress how hungry we were, and asked for some menus. mind you, we had been up since very early so we could make that fairy and we had not eaten at all for the day yet.
We were given a menu and we were given drinks and we gave our order and that's when everything started going sideways. Over the course of the next 10 minutes, the black woman and her children were fed and the restaurant filled up with white families. By around 12:45, every single table was full in the entire restaurant with white people, we had not been checked on again, we had not been given any food, our drinks were finished, and we were ignored entirely. then our food came, and it really wasn't impressive... Incredibly small portions, but beyond that, they just really weren't that tasty. They were well cooked but the seasoning was weak and the food was just okay. The rice and peas sucked and the coconut shrimp were just fried up shrimp. The fried plantain appetizer was four tiny little pieces of plantain with a little bit of sauce. We were never offered a second round of drinks. no one ever cleared any of our plates, and we watched as the waitress went to the black family and all the white families and repeatedly took care of them and repeatedly avoided eye contact with us and literally ignored us over and over and over again.
after about 30 more minutes, I had to physically stop the waitress and ask her to give us the check so we could pay we had a very tight schedule and needed to make it to our next appointment so we could make the ferry ride back in a few hours. She ignored me. so I walked over to the bar instead there and asked for the check and tried to give her my credit card to pay to which she simply said no. then she stood there in front of me waiting for the cook to make food for two other tables which she put on two platters very slowly as the plates came out... Again I simply said, can you please run my credit card while you are doing that. This continued for a while during which time several other things happened that I don't want to go into which made it clear that the service there really sucked and that the people working there are not the nicest, and as a tourist or human being, there's really no point in accepting it because they really have no basis for acting like dick heads.
Other than that, the location is simply very pretty (just like the rest of St John)... But don't go in the water as it's filled with sharp rocks and sea urchins. The food is fresh but it's not the best in terms of seasoning and the portions are horrible. The prices are the same as you'd find throughout St Thomas and St john, but again, the portions are smaller and the quality of the food is generally higher (meaning fresher) while The taste is lacking slightly. Quite a convoluted experience, capped off by a fucked up waitress.
oh, and hella shoutouts to the daughter of the owner who is the cutest little girl, who maintained a small box fort in the back of the restaurant, and who played with my daughter the entire time. What a sweetheart.
Lastly, the drinks suck... Don't order them... What I would do is drive to this restaurant, park my car in the parking lot, take a walk all around the peninsula and enjoy the view, use the bathroom, and then get back in my car and leave to go eat and relax someplace else... Probably Maho Bay.
God bless you and your travels and enjoy the Virgin islands, but watch out for the salty damn residents and servers that exists seemingly everywhere.