Samuele Russo
Google
Yo fam, lemme tell you 'bout this violation I just patterned.
So man pulled up to this dead ting of a donut shop, tryna grab a sweet treat innit – man ordered a glazed donut with that sugar cream flex and a nice hot tea to rinse it down proper.
Tell me why, these wastemen served man a donut lookin' like it took a money shot straight outta a dodgy film, bruv. No glaze, no cream – just mad questionable sauce lookin’ like the donut got violated in the back kitchen.
Then, the tea... nah G, this weren't no PG Tips. Man sipped it and I swear down, that was hot piss, straight from the tap. Warm and tangy like someone had asparagus last night. And the worst part? Bare little floaty bits chillin’ at the bottom like it was tryna be bubble tea but from the sewers. Proper biohazard levels, fam.
Trust me, this weren’t no sweet tooth moment – this was a public health crisis. Bun that place, man nearly rang NHS 111 mid-bite.
-10/10, would rather munch concrete still.