Dayne G.
Google
A place where diets come to die and the happiest memories are made.
From the moment you arrive, you feel completely at home. The welcome is warm, genuine, and sets the tone for an unforgettable stay. The staff are exceptional—it’s so clear they love what they do, and that joy rubs off on everyone.
The bar staff were the first three I really got to know, and wow… what a team! Tobile, Brad, and Unati are absolute legends. Always smiling, always around, and always mixing up the most incredible cocktails. Dangerous in the best possible way 🍹
Now let’s talk about the dining hall—come prepared. Stretchy pants are a must, or at least be ready to loosen a button or two. Jackey and the team create food that is so good you’ll want to try everything. And honestly? Nothing is not worth the calories. Just keep that gym membership active and enjoy every bite guilt-free.
Portia and Linda took such great care of us during meals. They were friendly, attentive, amazing with the kids, and incredibly patient with our… slightly needy family moments. (I have a weird family—sorry, Portia 😅.)
Our room was lovingly looked after by Zani, who is basically a cleaning fairy. She worked perfectly around infant nap times and somehow managed to make everything spotless without us even noticing. Even if Tobile’s cocktails had us sleeping until noon and getting ready for bed like overtired toddlers.
The venue itself is exactly what you want from a holiday—plenty to keep the kids entertained, lots for adults to enjoy, and endless little spots to relax and unwind.
Just book the holiday.
I have never been this fat and happy in my life—and I wouldn’t change a thing. 😄