Janice C.
Yelp
"If I don't become a Bond girl in my next life, Spiderwoman is cool too."
These were exactly my thoughts as I pressed my hands onto the rock and steadied my footing onto the teeny sliver of hope. I must've looked ridiculous doing a spread eagle against the wall hanging on for dear life.
I am climbing again after a 6 year hiatus, why did it take me so long to get back!
Bouldering is a bit different from rock climbing: the wall only goes up to 15 - 18 feet high, you don't need a harness and there's a soft pad to catch your fall.
I needed something to break my usual dance/yoga routine and my friend JUST happened to be the bouldering expert. Knowing he's an awesome friend, I knew I was in good hands. Plus, I can't turn down an oppurtunity to work out at one of the most amazing place ever! have you seen views of the Golden Gate bridge across Chrissy Field? why, YES. I'll sweat if I have a view like THAT. A day pass is just $19 and $4 for shoe rental.
Little did I know that climbing would bring out the dirty side of both of us. I didn't think I'd be coming up with lame lines like , "damn, check out that ass!", "dude, you look good in spandex. No, I mean, you look REALLY good in spandex" or "Can I dip my hand in your chalk bag?" (wink, wink)
Kidding aside, climbing builds strength not only in your upper body and legs, but it's all about strategy too. Doing a V0 versus V3 requires a totally different set of skills. And even if you think you mapped out the rock wall in your head, once you actually start climbing it, it can be a whole different ball game.
I also like the fact that bouldering develops your problem solving skills. And color coordination skills. And hand and eye motor skills. Can't really say that about running on a treadmill right?
If at the end of the hour, your forearms don't feel tight, your hands aren't raw or you haven't chipped your nails, you're doing it wrong. Bruises on your knees the next day definitely earn you extra bragging rights. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
I hope I've inspired you to give bouldering a try. Just remember to climb the wall with courage, keep moving up and hold onto the rock with every ounce of strength you've got.
And for heaven's sake, don't look down.