Francis C.
Google
I have never written a bad review, but I felt morally compelled to do so in this case, for the good of everyone and anyone who for some reason is inclined to go to Muse @ The End in Montauk. I do not say this lightly, but it was hands-down the WORST meal I've ever had.
The baked clams were burnt and sandy, and tasted like the ocean in the worst possible way. The fluke Francese was so hard it was difficult to cut (how exactly one manages to get the consistency of fish to be so solid is beyond my comprehension), and it tasted fishy and disgusting, not to mention the overwhelmingly bad smell coming from it. The mashed potatoes were clumpy, tasteless, dry, and downright inedible. The pork chop was dangerously undercooked, too chewy to even eat, and tasted like rotten meat. We sent it back and were presented with chicken parmigiana that was even worse, if possible. The chicken was surely prepared far in advance, frozen, and then reheated, probably in a microwave, because it came out within minutes. I have never tasted chicken so horrible: it was rancid and rubbery. Frankly, I don't even know what kind of meat it was, but I have never tasted anything so offensive to the palette. The mozzarella cheese was sour and burnt. The sauce tasted like watery, spoiled tomatoes, and the pasta was like mush. The only difficult part was choosing which element of his horrendous meal was the most foul.
Again, I hesitated to write this, as I don't like leaving bad reviews and I wouldn't waste my time doing so if I didn't feel it absolutely necessary, but I had to say this as a matter of conscience. This food was sickening. Nobody should be subjected to this kind of meal and be asked to pay for it. Stay far away from Muse @ The End, for your own well-being. You'll thank me for it!