Veronica S.
Yelp
To be really honest, had the workshop been done correctly - I'm telling you, the teacher thought she was in front of a bunch of women who knew nothing about perfumery - this place would've had at least another star from moi. Pourquoi pas?
Nope, not this madame. I was ready to mix and experience making my own notes in a bottle.
The instructor picks up the students who would be stuck with a "F" sticker on them and brings us to a classroom a bit below the shop. I was disappointed that there were only about 10 super diluted bottles of essentials - 80% citrus - no musk, rose (or some other flower essence - Romarin was supposed to be rosemary but I smelled like Joesmary).
The teacher, a middle-aged scrawny French woman starts telling everyone about ladidah-ladihdih.... and keep saying "eau de cologne".
"Woman, " I was saying to her in my head, "I didn't pay for this class only to be told I am making lemonade with a hint of neroli !"
I think I have to simmer down my temper ... getting old is not easy especially when you have been sniffing different kinds of perfumes and sh## for over half your life ... I am a passionate Perfumista and there was this one time (at Band Camp) where I had ALMOST every single bottle of perfume known to Vogue, even Anna Wintour will gasp.
My perfume game is done with passion and a lot of knowledge, Hence the class was a disappointment for me.
Ms. Oh D. Cologne kept yakking and yakking ... I asked her (raising my hand after she asks who among us has experience and knowledge about the different kinds of notes), "may I ask if we will also learn about making elixirs today ?"... Face Palm Sunday. She didn't quite understand what I meant by elixir - but that's the same word in French for pure perfume ! LOL, talk about rage in a perfume class in Paris.
Geez, all I do nowadays is rant, don't I ? Again, premenopausal is something you (girls AND boys) wouldn't be looking forward to.
There is a little tour after the class. I toured the shop on the main floor...endless fragrances and the entire shop smells soooooo Euro. LOL. I bought a Fragonard Shoppers Bag, a coffered set, The Eiffel Tower EDP, soap set, Immortelle, L'Orange and some more perfumes. I guess you can say I'm not that much of a perfume fanatic.
I have to admit, I brought the bottle of essences (diluted) that I paid for back home. I also have a bottle of the concoction of liquids that yielded a scent similar to Cool Water mixed with Dolce and Gabbana's In Blue. Very citrusy and disappears after 30 seconds. So when I got back to homeland, I added some pure Ylang-Ylang oil to my Fragonard creation and OH YES, that's what I'm talking about !
For real, his review cannot be any shorter. I just have nothing else to say !
Au revoir!