Pauly S.
Yelp
The Museum of Chocolate in Mexico City is awesome, man. It's like a mansion where chocolate and history are shackled up together. You walk in, and it smells like Willy Wonka's cologne--if Willy Wonka shopped at an artisan cacao boutique.
They got exhibits about how chocolate started, and it turns out, that chocolate's been working harder than I ever will. It used to be a drink, a currency, and now it's a candy bar. That's a better résumé than mine. You learn about cacao and how it became chocolate, and by the end, you're like, "Man, cacao deserves its own reality show." I'd binge that.
They do these tastings where you eat fancy chocolate, like the kind you eat with a monocle. Some of it's spicy, some sweet, and some makes you go, "Wait, this is chocolate?!" It's like a flavor rollercoaster, but nobody screams.
And the building, it's this fancy old house that's probably thinking, "I was built for aristocrats, but now I host chocolate enthusiasts. Life's sweet." They've got a café ( I got the chocolate con chile) and a gift shop where you can buy chocolate to take home, but let's be real--you're eating it before you even leave.
So, if you're in Mexico City and you love chocolate, go check it out. Even if you don't love chocolate, go anyway. It'll convince you.