Elton W.
Yelp
Every now and then you get tired of all the frou-frou cocktail lounges, bars with "mixologists" instead of bartenders, fancy wine bars, etc., and just wanna grab a drink at some place that's low brow, low stress and low end. Just get dirty in other words.
Sometimes you just wanna go back to what Manhattan used to be - when it used to have an edge - when it was primarily a grimy, seedy, dirty, rundown, inexpensive city with sketchy bars with weird themes.
Like the old Paradise Club near Penn Station, where lonely married guys on their commute home to NJ, would stop by for a $10 slow dance with an attractive woman (yes, slow dance)...no lap dances, only slow dancing like at a high school prom, lol.
And all those places on 8th Avenue near the Port Authority, that offered $15 striptease shows behind a plexiglass window in a private booth. Yes, those places really did exist, but now just a part of history and turned into chain stores - the old Playpen (is now a Shake Shack), Show World (now Duane Reade), Peep World (now the Westin), and Peep O-Rama (now Bank of America).
Or the Vault in the old Meatpacking, where they had live sex and S&M shows...now a Dos Caminos restaurant.
Or Bar d'O ("Bardoe"), a West Village bar that featured drag queen shows every night...now, a trendy seafood restaurant named Ditch Plains (after a Hamptons beach of all places lol). Wow, how times have changed.
And along those lines, there were a string of "Bikini Bars" in the city. No stripping, just bartenders in bikinis in dumpy dive bars with dirt cheap drinks and great jukeboxes. Most have disappeared - Billy Stopless (now a Starbucks), Deno's Party House (now a Taco Bell), Red Rock West (now Artichoke Pizza), and countless others.
But thankfully, a few survive...probably not for long though as the city continues to "yuppify" and "suburbanize". Notably, Nassau Bar, Port 41, Snafu, Wakamba, Ipanema and The Patriot.
However, of those, only Nassau Bar is a true bikini bar, the others are more like "daisy duke shorts & crop top bars".
Nassau Bar was the 1st bar I went to when I first moved to NYC in 1999. My boss at Goldman Sachs (when we were at 85 Broad Street) took my group there on my first day at work to introduce me to my new colleagues and the city...8 Beers, 6 Tequila shots and 4am later, I was indoctrinated and sold on NYC.
So, this place has some sentimental value for me.
As the years went by, I completely forgot about it, until one day walking home from work a few weeks ago, when I happened to pass it and was shocked that it was still there. I went in, and it was exactly as it was over 15 years ago, NOTHING has changed. Which is refreshing given this constantly changing city.
Since stumbling in, I've gone back with co-workers for after-work drinks, and even though it seems like this may be a 'guy-only' bar, I've taken a few girl friends of mine and they've enjoyed it and had fun.
So, if you want to step back in time for a moment, or just grab some cheap drinks with a good jukebox, or if you're just a creepy old guy that's never seen a woman in a bikini, then this is your spot!
And just like Toby Ketih's song, which is on their jukebox..."I Love this Bar".