Noah's Ark Beach Club TCI

This is a really nice tiki bar with a great atmosphere. However, the drinks and food were below average. The cocktails, in particular, were really bad the Moscow Mule was the worst I’ve ever had. On top of that, the prices are a rip-off: $20 USD before tax for one small, poorly made cocktail. It’s disappointing to see such a nice place with such a bad menu.

Great vibe, and the food was glorious especially the perk chicken. But I wish there were more then 1 non alcoholic drink. Everything else had alcohol in it (sad trombone) even the "free" drinks off the boat. Swings were fun and I enjoyed myself. Im glad I came on a week day as it was pretty packed, I can only imagine what the weekend brings

In my opinion, Noah's Arc is overhyped. The ferries operate like clockwork for pickup and drop-off at a cost of $30 cash for a round trip. Security checks brief and not thorough. While the water and views are indeed beautiful, the DJ experienced technical issues for a duration of time with the music. The drinks contain more juice than liquor and are overpriced. So keep that in mind when ordering mixed cocktails, just opt for shots or beer/wine instead. Although it drizzled intermittently, the weather was tolerable. BYOB is not allowed, unless you’re on a private charter. There is no where to store your personal belongings, so you will have to tote everything in the water with you.

Hella fun vibe, it rained, so we had a limited experience, but it also kept the crowd away for a lil while. We didn't eat, but the photo ops and activities available were worth the trip.

Sunday is the day to go. You can wear any attire. You don't have to get wet, but there's a trampoline in the ocean beside it. Bathrooms are mad filthy. Drinks were good. I think I saw Jake Paul or Logan Paul. Everyone was vivid, I had a great time. The water taxi meets at blue haven marina. $30 to park and you get the water taxi back and forth. Bring what you need or you'll regret it

This is a beautiful place to visit if you are in Turks and Caicos. The environment was fun as well as peaceful. I went on a Saturday so it wasn’t as crowded. If you want get in and have a good time without too many people definitely go early. The only downfall was the terrible service. The ladies that were there Serving the food and drinks were not friendly at all. That barely cracked a smile and seemed annoyed from the time we got there and it was just myself and five other people that were there. It was one lady in particular that was not friendly and extra rude. They barely even wanted to service us or talk to us. I had to ask for things multiple times and they didn’t answer me but instead of just walked away. For that is the reason why I’m giving a lower rating. People come on vacation to have a great time not to deal with nasty attitudes of people who act like they don’t even want to be there. It’s paradise and when you have someone that is kind to you, you should be kind back. The service took this experience from a 10 all the way down.

This was a must do for Sunday adult fun. Everybody was out there. You had to charter a boat trip for $30 round trip to get there which was a beautifulview but very splashy 10 minutes so bring your sunglasses fornthe salt water. Also be sure to bring a well charged phone because you will have to call your water taxi for pick up. Once there seating was limited, the bar like everywhere else was expensive at $20 a drink. The water was $4. The service was horrible with the guy with the dreds. I swear he over looked me and told me to wait like 2 times. I only wanted a bottle of water and it took 15 minutes or more to order. There were NBA players there, so all of the VIP was taken up. We attempted to book a table the day before arriving, but there was no link to do so. My only assumption is that folk booked via IG or had a connection. Your personal belongings were very safe, but there is limited space to place things, so be sure to bring almost nothing with you and get a water bag for money and things like that (although my friend's wallets/purses were good). Bring and wear plenty of sunblock. Didn't recall seeing any bathrooms so be prepared to go in the ocean. Note that if you get in the water, you need to be able to swim for short distance or be at least 6ft, as the area for getting in the water started off low that I could stand flat (5'8) around 1pm, but around 3pm, I had to swim to the ladder. Once in the water it's shallow enough for anyone to stand (as long as you are over 3.7ft or so. Last thing, be ready to turn up and if on the platform, be ready to be packed like sardines. This place could really explode as well if it builds a second level for seating and a board walk down to shallow side for non-swimmers (you are welcome).

I was there yesterday. It was raining. The DJ could barely play because of the rain The food and drinks were okay. The service were very friendly the whole time, even though it was raining. I saw Drake's girl, who was very cool. It was worth going. I'll definitely be back 😎