Kyle H.
Yelp
I can see you,
Your brown skin shattered in the sun
You got that hair slicked back and those- Wayfarers on, baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone!
This song was my summer mantra as a teen. I know, silly, hey? But me and my baby would go to the beach all day! She was so pretty when she was faithful to me! Many songs can bring back my Halcyon summers spent getting toasty brown along the Milwaukee shores of Lake Michigan, and some places can bring back those memories pretty quickly.
North Avenue Beach is one of those places! It's still along the icy shores of Lake Michigan, but the scene is far better than the desolate beach (with one parked Icee truck) of my youth.
There's really no parking here for starters, so unless you have a nice spouse that can drop you off with the Umbrella, chairs, cooler, kids, and can go to find parking elsewhere, then leave the car at home! Or at least pack light because you're gonna walk from where you park by Lincoln Park Zoo. I recommend taking the #72 North Ave. bus, that will take you right to the front door! The #22 and #156 come pretty close too.
Stake out a spot anywhere, really. There are hotties and notties everywhere, and wherever you plop down is THE place to be! I avoided the European guy with a pony tail wearing a thong. Pack light. Leave your digital camera and valuables at home. There's plenty to do here from volleyball to renting bean bags, and it's all about de-stressing! But bring your light summer read, and bring cash!
The North Avenue Beach has a beach house built like a big steam ship, which I think is pretty cool. On the main level there's a food pickup window with burgers, nachos (nice!), Gatorade and ice cream. There's also a small general store with sunscreen, water, and trashy gossip mags; perfect for de-stressing! "Would you look at what Kate +8 is wearing to the beach!" Hey, rub some Coppertone on my cellulegs, honey, thanks!
If you're 21+ or accompanied by an adult, you can go up top to the bar/restaurant "Castaways" (thanks Bons!) on the steam ship lollipop. There you'll find a larger menu with surprisingly healthier choices, and beer and cocktails! It's cash only, so bring lots, or your ATM card for the machine nearby. Sure, the restaurant isn't serving up plates of heaven, but the Summer Breeze mixed with a 16 oz. High Life makes it heavenly!
One thing I like about North Ave. Beach is that it's friendly to all levels of beach combers and sun worshippers. The kids will love playing in the sand, and will get in the water no matter how cold it is. And there are plenty of bathrooms nearby, so parents, take them often! There are the douchebags trying to show off their guns, while chatting up the hot skinny waitresses who are using their Bachelor's degrees to pick up bachelors! There are pale Goth kids with tatts, making up stories about you, and repelling the sun no matter how long they lay out; and everyone in between!
North Avenue Beach, my love for you will still be strong, (long) after the douchebags of summer have gone!