NOWHERE - CAFE

The service was really disappointing which took away from the experience of what was some delicious food. The wait was around 30mins which wasn’t too much of a concern, but some locals would come in prior to us and skip the queue. Once sat at our table it took 10mins before any staff came to us, which we had to try and grab their attention. The avocado smash with poached eggs was delicious and the papas bravas was also super tasty. With the amount of staff working, I feel it should be a much smoother operation.

Not a friendly experience — the service was a disaster. Staff had an attitude and didn’t bother changing our cutlery when we ordered again. The breakfast itself was good, but the coffee wasn’t anything special and surprisingly not well-prepared for a place that calls itself a roastery. Clearly short-staffed, which affected the whole experience. However, the food quality was good.

The place looks great, it’s cool and playful. Coffee is good, service was good. Food is ok, the Florentine dish was a bit undercooked, but tasty. My 2 cents here: call a chef and revise the dishes, invite some people to enjoy the experience and ask for feedback. All in all, it was good.😊

this was the first place we went to in milan that we found on tiktok. the food looked good online, and that was honestly the only reason we decided to go. the food took around half an hour to arrive, which i understand can happen. however, for four plates of bread and eggs, the food came out lukewarm. by the time the food arrived, our drinks were already getting cold. we received our drinks early, which meant we couldn’t really enjoy them with the food since the hot drinks would’ve gone cold. i didn’t drink mine at all tho, because i wanted a nice picture with the food since i thought it wouldn’t take as long as it did. customer service was alright overall, some workers were nicer than others. speaking of drinks, this was one of the few places where i genuinely couldn’t finish mine because of how bad it was. we ordered two hot chocolates and one mocha. we knew beforehand that they don’t offer sugar or syrup, which was fine, but my hot chocolate tasted extremely watered down. it was honestly really bad, and the mocha was even worse — i do not recommend ordering it at all if you plan to come here. now the food 😭😭 the bread wasn’t soft at all. the pulled pork sandwich was disgusting in my opinion. my friend sitting in front of me ordered an avocado toast and had to use a lot of force with the knife just to cut the bread because of how hard it was. i can’t really comment on the other two egg dishes, but overall we were not impressed. don’t believe everything you see on tiktok. since this place is pretty popular, it gets very packed, and you might eventually be asked to leave because of reservations for other customers. if you’re looking for a relaxing breakfast or brunch, i do not recommend this place at all. the dessert we ordered was alright, but it wasn’t very soft either, and i didn’t enjoy it that much.

I was lucky to get to speak to only friendly and nice staff members. I was staying in the area and went to the place 3 times. One of the 3, I had to turn around because it was a waiting list and a big crowd (Sunday, brunch time 😅). Saturday right before closing and Monday morning was success. Good coffee, nice desserts. Haven’t tried any food. The place is slightly tucked away from the main street, and sits right at the park where people walk their dogs (was an extra point for me 🐕❤️).

Just ok, nothing special at all. Atmosphere was very chaotic impossible to have a relaxed meal. Staff was friendly and food good enough. Would I go out of my way to go back? No.

Kind of a let down spot for brunch in Milan. The atmosphere was overwhelming — servers rushing, kimchi grilled cheese scents mixing with sweet muffins. I ordered their avocado toast and an iced oat milk latte, both of which were disappointing! The sourdough bread was dry, the latte much too milky. However, I will say their miso granola (sold in small tubs) is some of the best I have ever tried. Will be back for that sole item!

we had the best experience at nowhere café. we arrived a bit late for brunch on a Sunday (worst timing, we know). we ordered for takeout as the café is located right next to a really cute park with dogs. the lady at the counter was very nice with us (even took time to describe all the bakeries available). the food was insanely good: we totally recommend the brownie (to die for!!), banana bread (topped with peanut butter). cookie was a bit hard to eat but once in your mouth, so sweet. matcha review: 4/5 really good, recommended !