Jessica B.
Yelp
My partner and I came here with two other couples for two nights, and we were all disappointed.
We're in our late 20s/ early 30s so we just wanted a relaxed time in the hot tub, go tubing on the river, and spend some time in town.
The hot tub broke when we got in it. Since it was late I didn't want to call the number (there are so many signs posted in this house you stop reading them after a while). When I emailed the next morning about that (and the broken coffee maker) I was sent an excerpt from their maintenance contractor blaming us for not calling as soon as it broke, and blaming us for turning the heat up too high and shorting it... We didn't turn the heat up that high until it stopped working and we started messing with knobs trying to get it to work again.
But I digress. The house was kinda like weird Aunt Mildred's house. It smelled like old person. There is only ONE shower. ONE SHOWER - I know it says that on their website, but just don't get confused about 2.25 baths. It's 3 toilets, one gross bath, and one shower with horrible water pressure and water that fluctuates between hot and cold.
There were not enough seats in the den (where the TV is) for more than 5 people. So if you're watching a movie after a long day in the sun waiting for your turn in the horrible shower, be prepared to sit on the disgusting polar bear ottoman, or on the floor.
The master bedroom has the power to turn off ALL the lights. Read which weird light switch buttons you are pressing before you push them. Oh wait, you cant. All the sharpie labels that display what they do has worn off.
It wasn't HORRIBLE. I did want some money back for the sadness that the broken hot tub/coffee maker brought us, but to no avail. I got a blamey email in return. So budget spending money on Starbucks everyday. Hopefully they have fixed it for you though, if my review hasn't convinced you not to stay.
The beds were too soft. I think ours had one giant spring... Don't try to sleep on your stomach- you'll be shaped like a boomerang by morning and your back will be killing you. All the beds are like that.
The decor is very bear-and-duck-themed. Baskets hang on the wall. I think the weird polar bear ottoman that sheds on you if you touch it must be a bear-cam. There are rule signs posted everywhere, bathroom signs tell you not to flush ANYTHING down the toilet.
The rental company (who I'm sure will filter this) is overtly religious too. Like I said, our stay was OK, but if you plan on sleeping well or going in a hot tub, or sitting on a comfortable couch watching TV, then don't stay here. I know I wont again.