Nyhavn

Nice to walk through and appreciate the tourists althoguh we went on a stormy day to avoid tourists and make the photos a bit more moody. This place can get very busy, and food/ bars are just there for the tourists who step off the boats .... I suggest venturing down the alleys as there are plenty of hidden gems in this city.

Very beautiful... Lively environment, many good food options.. Totally a touristy place

For me it was really nice and I love the atmosphere but it’s super busy, lots of people. You can feel that it’s number one of touristic places in Copenhagen.

I had a blast taking photos in the sunny weather and enjoying the trendy and cool atmosphere. There are also some really great restaurants there that serve fresh seafood and oysters.

Such a beautiful and colorful harbor Really great place for photos There are also tons of cafe right at the harbor where you can chill and have a cup of coffee

Such a busy place full of tourists. If you like to eat in such atmosphere than it's the right place for you. We just went along and admired the architecture

Such a beautiful and colourful harbour. There are numerous boat cruises leaving from here. Can be very busy because of this.

It really worths joining the canal tour. The tour takes about 40 mins but you can drop off at other pier of course you can complete the whole trip and return to your pick up area. The tour guide was nice and informative. But tourists must remain seated. It’s not allowed to stand up on the boat since they will travel underneath many bridges so standing may lead to accidents. That’s really cool overall and it’s a must-do in Copenhagen.

This historic waterfront is not only visually stunning but also brimming with Danish charm, history, and culture. Walking along the colorful rows of 17th and 18th-century houses, you can feel the vibrancy of Copenhagen come alive. The atmosphere here is always lively yet relaxing, with a beautiful blend of tourists and locals enjoying the canal. The area is packed with cozy cafes, bars, and restaurants, perfect for unwinding with a drink or a delicious meal while soaking in the scenic views. I highly recommend taking a seat outside if the weather is nice, there's nothing like watching the boats on the canal while savoring a Danish beer or coffee. And for the history buffs, this is where Hans Christian Andersen once lived. It's remarkable to stand in such an iconic spot, imagining the inspiration that must have filled the area. Whether you're here to dine, stroll, or people-watch, Nyhavn offers an unforgettable experience that truly captures the spirit of Copenhagen. Highly highly recommend.

Such a fabulous tourtist spot and is the heart of Copenhagen. It's known for its colorful buildings wrapped around the beautiful canal. I absolutely loved the vibe in the day and night hours. So much to do for everyone. You can take a stroll at the canal watch people and small boats pass by. There are tons of restaurants, cafes, bars, ice cream shops on the canal and you can enjoy outdoor seating which makes the experience so so divine. It's definitely a culinarily delight. Make sure you sit down and enjoy the food especially the seafood. If you are looking for great photos in Copenhagen this is your spot. It's hard to find parking very close by but there are many paid garages not too far from the centre. It can get very crowded since it is the main tourist attraction there but the crowd keeps moving. I went there in the summers but I have heard from friends that the Christmas time here is breathtaking with tons of Christmas markets. Added information for yelpers wanting to plan a trip around that time. Overall loved the district if I may say so with family. Do wish to go back again soon.

The iconic Copenhagen tourist spot. We went during a rainy part of the day and therefore there were way less people around. When we passed by another day (sunny), it was packed. So brave the rain for better photo opportunities! All the restaurants looked cookie cutter and overpriced. Recommend coming for your photos and dine elsewhere more deserving.

Gorgeous area to walk and eat and sightsee! So difficult to pronounce the name as an American and even my Danish friend couldn't help me. It's a lovely place to people-watch and boat-watch as well. The weather was nice when we came but be prepared for some wind and cold even in the summer. And watch out for bicycles! Highly recommend grabbing a quick drink in this area as a tourist since the food prices can be expensive. Enjoy!

Very nice area with colorful building s on both side of the mini seaport with boats. Plenty of restaurants in the area. Very fun to walk. Watch out for the bikes! They will ring their bell. They have a 1.1 km to walk for shopping. Very similar to the Scotland Royal Mile of shopping. All the tourist souvenir stores are priced exactly the same. The small to big stores. Have fun.

Picture postcard area of the city. Brightly painted buildings line the street with restaurants and bars, overlooking the water. Mostly people are enjoying their beer, wine, or cocktail with perhaps a side of food. Even though it's crowded, this is definitely a must visit and see. I enjoyed taking a stroll from one end to the other. It is the local hang out area.

Nyhavn encapsulates the charm of Copenhagen! The picturesque canal, lined with vibrantly colored buildings, creates a postcard-perfect scene that's impossible to resist. The waterfront atmosphere is lively, with a plethora of restaurants and cafes offering delectable Danish cuisine. Whether you're a history enthusiast, a foodie, or simply seeking a relaxing waterfront experience, Nyhavn has something for everyone. It's a must-visit destination that captures the essence of Copenhagen's beauty and hospitality. I recommend a boat tour that offers a unique perspective on Copenhagen's enchanting landscape. The knowledgeable and friendly guides shared fascinating stories about the historic sites along the canal, adding a rich layer to the experience. I also got to enjoy the Christmas market which is one of the few in Copenhagen. It begins mid November.

"Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale." - Hans Christian Andersen Nyhavn district was a highlight on my visit to København, Denmark. The picturesque architecture dates back to the 17th century. Once the seedier part of town with drunken sailors and prostitutes at every street corner. Artists, writers, including Hans Christian Andersen, called it home for many years. Today it's a trendy spot for tourists to take that perfect shot with a myriad of colors as it's backdrop. Danes still love it here, meeting up for a beer or three, even though it's now the pricier part of town. I strolled over, after a photo shoot, a Scandinavian mile away. I took my time as I soaked in the culture and the stories of histories past. A dozen statues of prominent Danes and Viking Gods later... I saw her from a distance. As I got closer she was more beautiful in person! Nyhavn district and all her glory! In the end, I dedicate this review to my long lost love. A beautiful Danish woman who brought a light to my life. She's no longer a part of my life, however she will never be forgotten. And like most fairytales sometimes "The End" is truly The End. A must visit if in København!

Though Nyhavn is a very old area of Copenhagen, basically what it is composed of today is a group of restaurants that line the canal. This area is very-very popular. The restaurants are constantly crowded, and there are all kinds of tourists roaming around the area, taking photographs of the colorful buildings and the people. It's impossible to write an over-spanning review of the restaurants that make up this area, because they are all semi-unique onto themselves. But, the minute you enter this area what you'll find is a lot of people sitting, eating, drinking, smoking, conversing, and enjoying the environment. Personally, I'm not a fan of this area, as the restaurants are way too crowded, and you're basically sitting elbow-to-elbow with everybody who's around you. Plus, I'm not a smoker, so I really hate sitting next to people who are smoking and blowing their smoke wherever they feel like it. This being said, this is a good area to go and check out due to its age and its importance to the overall atmosphere of Copenhagen.

Here is where the essence of Copenhagen is believably captured! Passed through on my bike tour of the city and while taking a boat tour of the city.

Known as "New Harbor" in English, this waterfront located along a canal is the number one place to visit in all of Copenhagen. This canal and port was built over 300 years ago as a place for ships to drop off cargo, but has become a bustling center of tourist activity. It is lined with loads of bars, cafes, and restaurants. Though the majority of the places seemed to offer Danish cuisine, I also saw others like French, Japanese, and Italian. Even if you are not looking for a place to eat and drink, Nyhavn is worth it just for its architectural beauty. The houses that line this waterfront are super colorful and vibrant. There are also old wooden ships along the water that have been preserved and left on display to maintain the classical feel of the canal. Nyhavn is definitely a sight that should not be missed.

Nyhavn (or New Harbor) is a pretty place with colorful buildings, historic architecture, a picturesque canal, and restaurant options. Think of it as København's version of Fisherman's Wharf, with a dash of the same tourist schlock factor and it being insanely crowded. This is an example of an attraction that runs the risk of being loved to death. Hence, Gayle and I found it hard to enjoy anything about Nyhavn, when you have to walk shoulder-to shoulder to get anywhere or see anything. We did have a nice lunch, but at a relatively quiet restaurant that was a couple blocks away from Nyhavn. Maybe we should have picked an earlier AM time to comer to Nyhavn, but when you come off a Cruise ship for the day, beggars can't be choosers.

Every tourist will make their way here. The first time we stopped by in the afternoon, it was crowded. Since our hotel was nearby, we decided to come back again in the morning- much better. The brightly coloured buildings are attractive and eye catching. The canal also harbours many historical wooden ships. I found out after the fact that Hans Christian Andersen lived in several of the houses here.

It's beautiful! It's peaceful with good restaurants next to each other. It's just a place you can hang out and relax with your friends or just by yourself

Beautiful section of Copenhagen. A bit touristy, but beautiful scenery, good bars and restaurants and centrally located.

Nyhavn aka New Harbor Denmark is such a beautiful place. If you ever come to Copenhagen and you love fairytales, you have to come to this iconic landmark. The hometown of fairytale writer Hans Christian Anderson, Nyhavn offers a breathtaking view of adorable colorful houses by the harbor with many boutiques, restaurants, and bars tourists could walk through. Truly a beautiful spot!

It's one of THE spots for tourists in Copenhagen. You have seen the colourful houses on every postcard. The atmosphere is buzzy, the streets are lined with restaurants and cafés on one side, musicians are playing and if the sun is shining, it is hard to find a place to sit. With all the boats and houses, it is the perfect spot for taking pictures. The tourist boats are starting from here.

Quaint and naturally beautiful harbor line on both sides of the inlet with historic and well maintained 17th and 18 century townhouses and other buildings of various colors and styles. The north side is dotted with (Pier 39 SF type) tourist traps, coffee shops, little booths, bars cafes etc. it's maybe 23° out here and for some reason, it's not cold! Could it be because it's Christmas Eve and the gløgg is flowing? Yep rather than coffee, we joined many tourists and imbibed in a couple of paper mugs. Those who never tried it...think hot sangria. Yep this red wine is fortified with rum or cognac, adding cinnamon, raisins or other fruit like apple or even citrus Each little shop and or booth have their own flavor speciality. Uh try em all till you can't taste the difference... did I say it was 23° and it's not cold? We stopped at a place to try their version and sit alfresco under warm blankets and huge umbrellas clad with heaters. People watching was pretty fun. The smell of fresh made waffles and Nutella filled the air. And just as the gløgg came accompanied by little pellet sized ginger cookies, it appropriately started to snow! Ahh Christmas in Copenhagen!!!

It is such an enjoyable spot to take in the local culture, sights, sounds, it's teeming with locals and guests from all over. It's a blend of the colorful, the slightly more toned down vibrancy you would find in South America but neatly and more classically done. I loved walking down the streets and checking out the lines of boats on each side of the bridges, the lines of beautiful houses I wouldn't mind living in, so snugly built, yet each is well suited to be next to each other. There are lots of cafes, shops and places to eat in this cute part of Copenhagen too. Come and stay for a spell.

It's beautiful. Honestly there's something so ethereal about being here. How everything is exactly the same as the pictures yet more vibrant and alive. If you're in Copenhagen it's a must see for sure. Stop by, have a coffee, do some shopping. Nyhavn is awesome. It's the perfect photo op as well! The colourful buildings. Doesn't get more instagrammable than that! It's a main port and historic area in Copenhagen. The transit here is also super convenient to get to the airport and also Sweden. It was raining when I went but still so VIBRANT.

Colorful, beautiful and nice. Caffes and restaurants offer nice food, the canal offers great views and the atmosphere is just perfect. loved it

Nyhavn is simply a beautiful area of Copenhagen. Colorful houses (interesting story about the colors), restaurants, shops, sailboats, and boats to take a tour of the city via the canals. We wound up here a couple of times during our stay in Copenhagen. Had lunch and a couple beers each time. The perfect area to enjoy the scenery, people watch and have a nice lunch.

Nyhavn is I'm sure the most famous landmark in Denmark. It is definitely the most picturesque. This is the must see for anyone visiting, as the picture ops are endless. Having been around since the 17th century, I'm wondering if it had always been this "cool", or if that's something rather recent. If all of the homes had always been painted in those bright and pastel like hues. At the time of going (I didn't read up on it), I had no idea Hans Christian Andersen had lived there for 18 years, and didn't see his plaque or gift shop. There are lots and lots of restaurants and cafes. Naturally, as with most tourist traps, it's prime real estate- so you pay for the privilege of taking up that space, more than you do for the quality of food and drink. There are some great spots to take photos, and some equally great spots to just sit back and take it all in. The people watching is tremendous, as you have not just the locals, but everyone from everywhere at the same time. I loved seeing locals just pick a spot of pavement, sit down, and enjoy some wine, snacks and company amongst friends.

On of the most picturesque streets in the cityand the food was very good. I will definitely come back.

Local flavor, older part of the city. A 17th century waterfront and entertainment area in Copenhagen, Denmark. From the cruise terminal is would be quite the hike, I suggest for $35 you het a Hop On Hop Off pass for 24 hours, and it will droop you off right at the water's edge. To the south is the cycling and walking bridge. Or you can wander to the left and see the colorful townhouses and check out the businesses. Here is the Danish National Museum, across from it a small park with food vendors and a hidden and very clean restroom. A great area to take your time and see the architecture and people watch. Keeping walking north about 5 blocks and you will come to the Rosenborg Castle. From Nyhavn, continue west along the water and you will reach Amalienborg Palace, the winter residence of the royal family.

The waterfront buildings known across the world. So beautiful and colorful! So many touristy things to see and experience when you're here but loved coming here to see the building facades. Easily accessed with public transit and bikes too.

Nyhavn is such a cute area of Copenhagen that's easily accessible by foot as well as scooter. The colorful houses make for a great backdrop for photos as well as getting lost in this vibrant city. Nyhavn Area has a plethora of restaurants (albeit expensive) but the options for lunch and dinner on the water are endless in this picturesque part of Copenhagen.

If you come here just for a walk and some pics then this is definitely a great place to be. It can get real busy though, especially around lunchtime. At that point you won't enjoy the views and waterfront very much - or get any good pic. If possible, avoid this time. The wonderful colourful buildings are quite the sight and definitely worth a visit. Especially with the boats and schooners anchoring in front. Beautiful. There are countless restaurants with many great views. But be prepared to pay for it. 20-20 bucks for a smörrebröd is quite the standard here. Prices get a bit lower at the end of Nyhavn or of course on the side-streets. Denmark is quite hefty when it comes about prices in general (even on the countryside "Aldi" did cost clearly more then here in my country - which would be Switzerland!). Souvenirs are quite costly as well (a cap for around 20 bucks). If you need some, head to some more quiet areas to get better deals. The downsides aside this is still of course a must-do when in Copenhagen. Actually THE must-do. And you should....

If you are visiting Copenhagen, you are going to see Nyhavn at some point. If you didn't, it would be like going to Las Vegas for the first time and not going to the strip a single time. It is the most famous canal and harbor in the city. So you are sure to be surrounded by plenty of tourists. Lots of people. The canal/harbor is shorter than expected, but it makes up for that by being terribly pretty, perfectly colorful, and dotted with the most expensive, tourist-luring restaurants. And when you get to the end of the canal, there is a pedestrian and bicycle bridge that you can take over to a food truck sort of square and some museums in the Christianshavn neighborhood. There are of course some touristy-souvenir stores. Prepare better than I did and get a better hold on the currency conversion rate so you don't spend a crazy amount of money on some cheap-ish sunglasses.... (they are cute, but not worth nearly $30....my bad!) I am sure Nyhavn is supremely lovely at sunset. But during my time in Copenhagen, the daylight was lasting until around 10:30pm...and we were doing so much during the day that we were wiped out and dead in bed by that time! Still, it is lovely and worth taking a stroll through during your visit, at any time of day!

Relaxing boat ride through the canals in Copenhagen. We saw many sites and saw the city from a different perspective. We used the Copenhagen Card and went for free. Worth the trip and a must do even if you only have a day or two in Copenhagen. The guide was very informative.

Colorful, pleasant, historic and communal! There are plenty of people on the streets just day drinking and lounging along the streets at the restaurant patios. Enjoyable to stroll and relax.

Ever been to other canals and waterways in other countries like Clark Quay in Singapore or canals in Paris? They stink, right? It literally wreaks of sewerage. This is NOT the case in Denmark. Nyhavn is one of those canals that doesn't smell and it's actually pleasant to walk and bike down! There's so many bikes and bike lanes for you to get around the city. Nyhavn is colorful, pretty, historic, though with a bit touristy restaurants, but still a wonderful place to stroll through. Do the canal boat tour and make an afternoon out of it. Totally worth it!

I mean, what's all the fuss about this strip? Tourists on tap, higher priced food and beverage, a pickpockets delight. Sure, who doesn't like a strip of people watching capabilities replete with outdoor dining options? But, would I have been sad if we missed this spot? Nah.

Absolutely beautiful. To really be there.. it's so much better than just seeing a picture. Cutest little restaurants. A pop of color in a city of cobblestone. It made me just want to sit down with canvas and painted the main strip

Here in Nyhavn, everyone from the locals to the obnoxious tourists like me all seemed to be having a relaxing, upbeat stay. This is truly one of the most beautiful views in all of Denmark, so definitely prioritize this place in your top 3 spots if you're using Yelp to plan your vacay to Copenhagen! Here's some advice to help you navigate through the minefield of tourist traps that dot this gorgeous neighborhood: What You SHOULD Do: 1. Stop and people-watch over a cup of coffee or beer. There's so much going on here that it's almost dizzying. Frantic relaxation at its best. 2. Bring a book or a friend to chat with and enjoy the breeze from harbor side. The gorgeous facades and slow-moving ships are the perfect backdrop for unwinding and relaxing once you step away from the bustle and sit away from the hoards of people walking by. What You SHOULDN'T Do: 1. Don't eat at the cafes here. The prices are hiked up and designed to cater to us suckers of tourists! (Think Fisherman's Wharf/Times Square etc) Downtown and Paper Island have much better, more affordable haunts. With every tour company/travel website pointing the masses here, it's the perfect spot for restaurants to make a profit: at your expense. 2. If you MUST sit at a restaurant here, make sure you bring the aforementioned coffee or beer with you and enjoy it alongside the water before having a meal here. With the prices being 3-4x as high as coffee shops and liquor stores, you can still enjoy a scenic sip with the same view before sitting down and incurring the "I'm a Silly Tourist Tax." Whatever you end up doing, the views from every angle of this neighborhood are as good as they get. Enjoy yourself!!

Yelp Review #2300 (for me) Nyhavn is a place that I have seen in many photographs. When I think of Copenhagen, the first pictures I think about are Nyhavn and danishes. As others have mentioned....if you have not been to Nyhavn, then you have not been to Copenhagen. It is a historic and colorful waterfront harbor. It dates back to the 17th Century. The northern side of the harbor is where most of the colorful buildings are along with most of the action. Nyhavn is lined with taverns and restaurants. Many locals and tourists dine outside. It is a great place to people watch and take pics. Lots of old ships line the harbor so taking a stroll to view them is cool too. Is Nyhavn a tourist trap? Probably, but I don't care. There is just something about this place that kept leading us back. We spent a few nights in Copenhagen. At least once a day, we would stop by here day and/or night. I absolutely positively recommend that you go to Nyhavn!! It is best seen and experienced in person. Photographs are not enough.

Coming to Nyhavn was pretty breath taking with all the colorful houses, the water, and just the hustle of the city. From all the place I've been to, it's one of the more busiest places with a bunch of tourists. Yes, I'm sure you heard that it's a real tourist trap, but if you have some time to hang out, relax, chat, and people watch, this is definitely the place to do so! I knocked off a star because this place is not affordable (I know, it's Scandanavia...), but it's hard to justify buying an $8 cup of coffee. While you still can get something just to sit outside and chill by the water, it's more worth it to chill with your own coffee. P.S. A pretty good boat tour takes off here. Give it a try!

Pretty incredible! It's a huge tourist spot and worth the acclaim, especially at golden hour. There are people on bachelor parties, lots of restaurants and pastry shops, and you can sit along the canal. Take a seat, have some ice cream or a beer, and take some pictures.

Nyhavn was dug by Swedish prisoners of war-- It is a gateway from the sea to the old inner city. Here, ships would handle cargo and fishermens' catch. It once was notorious for beer, sailors, and prostitution-- Pretty different today! I visited Nyhavn in July 2019 and it was breathtaking! Considering this is a tourist spot, the prices of food are also reasonably priced.

If you spend any amount of time in Copenhagen, you won't have to go out of your way to see Nyhavn. The city is small, and this place seems pretty central. That said, of course, do make sure not to miss it. Nyhavn is a gorgeous historic waterfront district, built in the 1600s. It's lined with tight rows of adorable, brightly colored buildings, artfully preserved from the 17th and 18th centuries. You can walk along the water, through the bustle of shops and restaurants and tourists, with postcard views wherever you might choose to look. Nyhavn is really the face of the city--it's what comes up when you Google image search Copenhagen. We walked through Nyhavn on our first night in town, on our way to the Little Mermaid. It turned out that it was on the way to lots of places, and we passed through at least a couple more times over the course of our trip. I was charmed each time, and probably have some redundant photos on my phone. Nyhavn is just a lovely place, a beautiful part of a beautiful city.

Nyhavn is a beautiful spot with colorful houses, restaurants lining the streets, and a river flowing right in the middle. It honestly looks like a postcard or one of those default wallpapers. This place is a must for anyone in Copenhagen. Just walking down the street is a great experience!

Copenhagen's 17th century canal is an entertainment district with bars, coffee shops, boutiques, museums is simply stunning. It doesn't matter what time of day I come here it's simply stunning. Even with selfie vexed visitors it's simply stunning. Even with lots of crowds it's simply stunning. Even at dawn (the best time to come here).. when no one's around I'm the only one there.....jogging.. it's simply stunning. When I'm here, I love being a tourist because it's simply stunning. http://bit.ly/1P5PPAb Visits: 5+ Tip: The boat tours start here, free with a Copenhagen card. You can also buy a ride here if you don't have a card.

Sure, it's touristy, but man, is it a fun place to just hang out and go for a stroll. Being by the water, Copenhagen can have some pretty great views, no matter where you are, and Nyhavn is the crown jewel. Just know that when you're pronouncing the name, it's pronounced more like "Nu-hown" than "Nigh-haven." I tried pronouncing it "Nigh-haven", and my Airbnb host looked at me like I was an idiot. Yeah, I do NOT know Danish. The iconic colored row of buildings is classic Copenhagen, and seeing all the boats docked right by the "canal" area gives it a bustling type ambiance during peak hours. There are a plethora of boat tours which I highly recommend. I'm not usually one to go on guided tours, but this is one of the exceptions. A must-visit when you're in the area. There are many restaurants (again, very touristy) along the row of buildings, and you'll only be a short walk away from Copenhagen Street Food (Papiroen) if you're hungry.

Gorgeous area of the city and one you see in all travel photos, which means, loads of tourists. Its an area full of bars and restaurants most of which serve either seafood, Italian or a mix of American and Irish thrown in for good measure. I would recommend you explore other areas of the city for food but the food in general in this area is ok. Walk around and explore the interesting buildings in the area.

I mean...Nyhavn is a must see when in Copenhagen! It's what you see in the first image result when you Google "Copenhagen" :) Such a cute and colorful quintessential Danish landmark. I loved coming here to admire and take pictures of all of the colorful buildings -- I actually came back many times! The little Christmas market stands were up when I went, so it was even lovely to swing by as the sun was setting because the Christmas lights were on all over the area. I didn't try any of the restaurants around here as I expected them to be overpriced & probably not that good. However, I did take the canal tour from here as it was free as part of my Copenhagen Card. It was a fun way to spend a gloomy/slightly rainy day learning about the city and its history and other landmarks. [88/100]

The #new #hatbour (Nyhavn) ok s actually several hundred years old! For centuries a place for #sailors, tourists, hoes and others who like #sleazy bars which open at 5 AM and almost never close, very popular with Swedes & Getmans--outside service in summer & #xmas mærket in Winter, live #jazz #concerts and more!

Copenhagen's waterfront and canal district was constructed back in 1670 and is now lined with rows of colorful townhouses, cafes and bars. Take the metro and get off at Kongens Nytorv, if you're doing the boat tour. Copenhagen is surrounded by water so it makes sense to see the sights from a boat. Famed author Hans Christian Andersen lived in one of the colorful houses for 18 years. You can't pass up the chance to take your postcard worthy picture.

Nyhavn. What's to say. It's in every photo you see of Copenhagen, so you kind of have to go when you're traveling there for the first time. It's super cute and won't disappoint on that level. There probably was some history here at one point, but now like so many historic squares in European cities, it's a string of cafes with mediocre to bad food and way too many people. There are roving musicians, boat tour docks, souvenir shops, and again, way too many people. The droves of tourists give the incentive to keep the buildings and old ships in a very attractive condition, so that's a plus, but we had trouble finding a place to eat that seemed on the level of some of the better restaurants in the city. It's worth the photo op, glad I did it. Just plan on eating somewhere else.

If you're actually reading this review, genius that you are, you have probably figured out that Nyhavn is basically the place in Copenhagen that all the tour books tell you to visit. It's been around since the 17th century, but I swear it looks like the product of Disney Imagineering because you will not see anything in Copenhagen that looks remotely as much like an Epcot Center-like amusement park. And I'm including the legendary Tivoli Garden at the other end of the Strøget. Clearly the waterfront was custom-made for a digital camera with the brightly colored townhouses all snugly built side by side and tied together by the low-lying stone bridges that the canal boats can barely clear. You can't take a bad picture on a clear day. Tourists like myself usually find themselves disembarking from one of the boats in order to take the required photos and grab a bite to eat. Big mistake. The look-alike restaurants and bars that straddle the northern side of the canal have mostly obscene price points for what they serve, and the quality is middling since the proprietors know that the ignorant tourists get famished after those lengthy canal rides. However, if you want to get a spot of coffee on a particularly brisk morning, I do like the fact that they all supply big wool blankets as you nurse your beverage of choice. Bring some Fabreze if you know what I mean. Hans Christian Andersen lived in one of the townhouses if you care about such trivia, but I can't imagine he could afford the real estate anymore.