Michelangelo S.
Yelp
Madames, Brothels, and the FBI, OH MY!
SITREP
A ragin brothel! Such an eclectic little find in Northern Idaho!
SETUP
Once upon a time - and not so very long ago, actually - there was this delightful cathouse in the little town of Wallace, Idaho, just off of I-90 (east of Coeur d'Alene).
HISTORY
Since the 1800s it had been doing BANGIN BUSINESS and it looked like nothing was gonna stop it. Flash forward (and I really mean FAR FORWARD to about 1988, when the FBI finally decides that there's too much fun going on here and decides to shut down the brothel.
[Why the FBI? Well, it's 1988, Holmes, and if the local police, city council nor sheriff weren't gonna do anything about this, I guess NO ONE locally was going to.]
And so a vibrant, colorful, and WELL-THOUGHT OF local business was forced to shut their doors, MUCH to the sadness of the local community. Because, you see, OASIS was a community pillar, gifting large sums of money for local charitable causes, and even sponsorship of the local high school football team!
TODAY
Now OASIS is a cheerful, quaint and fun MUSEUM excursion, and I swear the sweet older female docents of this lovely place have a mischievious twinkle in their eyes as if they knew a bit more about the hap'nins about this place (probably were "instigators" themselves, if you take my meaning.
THE LOWDOWN
Well worth the "nickel" tour and a lot of fun to browse the gift shop. Survey question below: "Good for kids?" Hell, why not!