Krissi j.
Yelp
Ok. I'll give the pros and cons (depending on preferences)
Pros: gorgeous grounds with fountains, paths, all of the different plunging pools, fruit trees, pond with ducks and turtles, etc. Beautiful grounds. Our room was wonderful. Clean, spacious, fireplace, no problems with the air conditioning, Direct TV, no issues with internet. Lunch food was great on site! There are water fill up stations all around the resort for your water bottles. They provide you with robes and slippers for your stay. The pools are great! Lots of variety. They also offer cold water and cookies in the registration office on the weekends.
Cons (depending on your preferences): No smart TV, so no ability to login to Netflix, Amazon, etc. Smaller rooms don't even have a TV. No charging ports in the room/casitas. Just basic outlets. No black out curtains or drapes. Had quite a lot of bugs in our room (live spider on my bed, beetles, etc). Black mold/mildew in our shower where they very clearly tried to paint over it and cover it up. The staff were bizarre. Really odd people. For example, there were 5 of us in our group and when we checked into the restaurant for our reservation, the man asked us if there were 4 of us (while looking at all 5 of us). And, there were only 5 of us waiting to be seated, so it should not have been that difficult to count. We told him that no, there were five of us, just like the five that were on the reservation. He seemed confused, but seated us anyway. While at dinner, our waiter came up to our table of five, and strangely asked one of us if she was staying there with the rest of us at the resort. It made no sense at all and came out of nowhere. We were all wearing our resort bands, and we don't know why he singled her out. The food took a really long time to arrive. For example, we ate lunch on the patio, and our waitress forgot about us. We didn't see her for 27 minutes. We had to ask someone else where our food was. We waited 43 minutes for our basic lunches which were just a salad, a sandwich, and three tacos. It should not have taken an hour for our lunches. Then, when we ate dinner at the restaurant, it took a really long time as well. We ordered our food, and clearly told the waiter that he could start the food right away (because we already knew it might take a while because of what happened at lunch), and he brought out the appetizer (a salad) 14 minutes later. After we ate the appetizer, he then came up to the table and asked if we were ready for him to start the grill to begin on the main dinners. We were bewildered because we made it very clear to him that we wanted him to start the food asap. So again, we had to wait an hour and nine minutes before we got our dinners. A simple dinner took 3 hours and 46 minutes. And, the food was not great. I ordered the ribeye with a medium temp, and it came out well done and charred on the outside. I had ordered a bread pudding for dessert, and it came out as a flan. We asked if the waiter could split our bill, and he was thoroughly confused and couldn't figure out what we meant. It took two men coming over to our table on multiple occasions for us to explain what 'splitting the bill' meant. Also, it's very expensive to use the spa, and keep in mind that during your spa service, they leave the windows open in your service room. So the heat from the sun comes in on you while you are trying to relax for a massage, and you hear everybody outside the window talking and making loud noises. We had four people in our group of five choose to have massages, and there is one man there that gave massages to two people in our group. They both asked for a soft massage, and instead of massaging them for $200 each, he chose to go rogue and do bodywork on them instead. So, for the money that you pay, keep in mind that you will not get what you want necessarily.