Ben A.
Yelp
C'mon now. You know what this is; you don't need a Yelp review for this one, friends.
We've all watched the YouTube scare-tactic videos of the Yellowstone Supervolcano blowing up and ending life as we know it. Yellowstone is just a little reminder that deep under your feet, our rather placid surface hides a roiling superheated volume of liquid rock... and the water that seeps down into the ground here betrays it every hour and a half or so. Google it, buddy.
Now, here's the real story: There is, arguably, NO WHERE ELSE ON EARTH that is better for playing the license plate game than the Old Faithful parking lot. Here's why:
-- It's a huge lot... always a lot of cars
-- It's a huge draw... everyone and their mother wants to see this before they die. So they come from all over the world to see it.
-- Yes, Hawaii, too. I don't know why, but at least two members of our family always nail HAWAII plates in this lot. Not sure how they drive here, but it's legit. Always.
-- Hard to find Delaware, but it's possible. You know what I'm talking about. Unless you're from Delaware.
-- Rhode Island is a distinct possibility. Sure, it's like, the size of San Bernardino county. But Rhode Island is a major find for any license plate game afficianado.
So that's it. Sure, there are geothermal wonders here, 500 different geysers all over the park, and a lifetime of memories for me here with my brothers and parents (when I was a kid) and now, with my own children.
But license plates. Because I like to win. I didn't pay $5000 for laser eye surgery to lose this game.