Annie J.
Yelp
I really want to give this B&B five stars.
But I can't.
As much as I love this place, there are things about it which make it not an ideal place to stay for the night or longer.
Because Old Hawaiian B&B is in a residential neighborhood, the owner, Lory, is very concerned about patrons being really quiet. I am not a loud person, and I'm certainly not a raucous one either. So this was disconcerting. I understand her concern, but this is a business she is running where people are paying money to spend time here.
She was a bit too nervous about it. When we first arrived, she ran out of the house to greet us, but not in time to prevent my boyfriend from activating the car alarm, which unfortunately is one that makes a loud beep. That was what she was hoping to muffle before we shut our car doors. She was all flustered and speaking in a hushed voice attempting to convince us of the virtues of silence.
She's preaching to the choir. And there is a limit.
Sorry.
We were the only two guests there that night.
Next: Our semi-private bathroom. I say "semi-private," because it's virtually open to our bedroom. It's basically a partitioned off space. The door is one of those folding screens most commonly used as closet doors. It made for no privacy of sound between the bathroom and the bedroom. Since my boyfriend and I know each other well, that's perhaps not a problem. But many people do like their privacy in such matters. We're both with them.
We both loved the fact that the shower is solar-powered. Unfortunately, the day before had been cloudy and continued to be the next morning when we awoke and intended to take showers after our long flight from the Mainland. The night before, Lory did mention that if the shower is cold, she will turn on the backup heat. Unfortunately, she wasn't around the morning we were there. I attempted to get someone's attention in the main part of the house, but no one came to our rescue. So frigid showers is what we had.
The room itself has sheer curtains and looks out onto the patio. I'm glad we were the only guests, because there wasn't any privacy in that respect either. A more serious concern than that of the bathroom.
Lory and her brother-in-law, Kevin, took care of us. We got the impression that Lory is extremely conscientious, but she dropped the ball during our visit. Yes, everything was in its place. But refer back to the above issues.
The next morning we were hosted by Kevin, who was incredibly laid back and enjoyable to talk to.
The breakfast was absolutely amazing, and seriously made up for the quirkiness of the room and other idiosyncrasies. This is what it included:
Bananas
Purple Star Apple
Egg Fruit Plant
Tomato Tree (Tamarillo)
Papaya
Grapefruit
Tangerine
Lychee
Blood Orange
Lemon (for water)
Muffins and bread:
Cranberry
Banana bread with chocolate chips and macadamia nuts
Yogurt
Hard boiled eggs
Smoothie: banana, mango
So much food. Way more than I should eat, but it was all so good and so well prepared. Some or most of the fruit was grown right on their property.