Poliana R.
Yelp
It had been our first few hours in Firenze and we were looking for a less crowded restaurant for lunch. We walked in and an older man (potentially manager/owner?) asked us if we had made reservations. When we said we hadn't, he told us "Allora fori!", gesturing us to turn around and walk away. He immediately turned his back on us and proceeded with his day. Granted we had our travel backpacks with us, we still looked like a decently dressed couple who could afford their meal. Such a harsh comment made us doubt our teeny tiny bit of Italian and we did not believe we had just been kicked out. "Did he mean we should wait outside?" "Did he mean we should eat on the porch?" We stood outside for a bit trying to understand what had just happened. A much kinder waiter then called out "Prego! Your table is ready!" He took my bag and we figured it had all been a weird misunderstanding. 
Later that day, we met with our host and he clarified that the colloquial translation to what the man had told us is "Then get the f*** out of here!" and said he would immediately head over to the restaurant to make a formal complaint, since he recommends the place to his guests. I rarely give such negative reviews on Yelp, but there are many, many other ways of dismissing customers other than "Get the f*** out of here". Oh, and was the food worth the hassle and the price? Nah. We ordered two different pastas, a salad and half a liter of wine. All very mediocre.