Yusuf A.
Yelp
Me and my sweetheart went out to that there St. Marks Lighthouse, n' on the way out of the preserve we was fixin' for some good supper. The missus spotted this lil' joint n' decided we would settle in for some food here. Walkin' in, the first thing I noticed was the good ole' signs of America- we had seen bout' 4 rebel flags n' enough trucks out front to haul the building itself! We were seated jus' about right away, at the booth right near the door. The menu's came out on some printer paper, which indicated to me and the missus that the food was about to be delicious. We placed our drink orders immediately, and they came out quick, I appreciated that. By this time, my stomach was rumblin' sum'n awful. I was *craving* sum oy'ster, so I got me bout' $10 worth. They done came out with all the fixin's- some Tabasco, that Marinara sauce n' most importantly, horseradish strong enough to put the hair back on my head. The oy'sters also came out with a bucket o' saltines, great value for that. The missus ordered some hushpuppies n' some tater' salad, both of which were dog-gone, downright, delicious. As a red-blooded American, the one thing that made me a bit disgruntled about that there location was all the defaced money on the walls. I mean, there was bout' a thousand bucks worth o' bills on the walls n' ceilin's! Overall, I'd have to give this spot bout' a 4 out of 5. If you're a real American, you'd better appreciate this spot. Liberals! Stay out! This here is for the real Merican's!