Anthony R.
Yelp
Worst hotel in Italy! I can not believe they call themselves a "5 star" hotel in Italy.
My reasons for the low rating..
- misdirecting staff, if you want to get around easily you better know Italian.
- it is very old school.
- no fans in the bathroom so you can expect it to get smelly.
- if you like nothing but pastries, bread, cheese, & pasta this is the place for you.
- to use the gym & jacuzzi you would have to take a boat across the island, which is just absurd.
- the restaraunt was probably the worst I've been to on Italy. They even play the same 4 songs over & over again.
- last but not least as you already know, the euro is about double the American dollar so prepare to pay insane amounts of money. They will charge you for as much possible. To use the Internet per hour & to watch television.
You need to know your boat stops to because they will not wait for you to get on for more then 15 seconds.
The people who sell you tickets & are suppose to help you get around aren't very generous either.
I was so lost with all the wrong directions given by locals I was about to run out of time to get to my train, so I went back to the hotel & asked the receptionist how I can make it and she called a taxi that was going to run 70 euros per person.
I just looked at her in shock & she smiled and said "yes, it's very expensive".
You would think of Italy as a relaxing place for a vacation after looking at pictures & trying the Italian food in America. It's not like that. The American Italian food is way better then Italian Italian food. The pictures portray Italy as a beautiful place & when I came to Venice it was trashed. I can not believe how this generation treats their history. Nothing but graffiti and dog poop on the walking paths.
The water is not turquoise or pretty. It's got trash in it & is very smelly. It's a nasty green color.
If you want to see the coliseum, Michaelangelo's work, & 16th chapel then check it out online. It's way better then it is in person just as it is to watch sport games on the television.
The last trip I took in Europe was France. & that was miserable too. The French hate Americans. I get the same feel for this place. I will never return to Europe again. If you choose to stay I wish you the best of luck & hopefully your experience won't be as bad as mine.