Marc Aka Max H.
Yelp
My partner and I have been coming here whenever we visit Vieques, and started visiting in the early 80's. Little has changed about this bakery and sandwich shop, which is, to us, part of its attractiveness and appeal.
To those patrons who are tourists from wherever, who complain that they are treated like second class patrons, and feel the service is slow and the locals are taken care of first, get a grip. I read all the reviews and I'd say you have an attitude and should not be visiting laid back Vieques at all. Stay home. Help the world avoid another attitudinal whiner.
I have never felt I was ignored, I know little Spanish, but I do know how to order what I want in Spanish, whether it's coffee with milk or fried eggs with ham or any of the incredible pastries in the display case ( I point and ask what's inside of it!). If you don't know any Spanish at all, have you thought of learning a little bit, or would you rather come here and complain it's a dump and write snarky reviews on Yelp? Did that bitchy review make your vacation or life better? Did it support fellow Yelpers understanding what they can get here in the eating food or service? No, I doubt it.
Stay home wherever home is, get some therapy for your nasty attitude, and don't be toxic wherever you go to.
The coffee is strong. Hot. Fresh. The bread used to make sandwiches is made here. It's wonderful Puerto Rican water bread. Buy it by the loaf for the day, like the locals do.
Breakfasts are cooked to order, as are the sandwiches. Does it take time? Yes. Does it take 25 minutes? I've never experienced that in 30+ years, whether it's in the height of the season or not. I don't come to Vieques for fast anything. It's counter intuitive. And if I were a local working here and a person orders who has an attitude, maybe I'd be just a bit slower, as poetic justice.
The pastries with guava are awesome. As are any filled with sweet cheeses. Just get them. Get a coffee. Sit and watch people come and go. Watch the social scene. Watch the kids stopping by on their way to school. Or the police who park their cars half off the street and come in and get their stuff. Note, many locals phone their order in before arriving so they ask for it and thus, it may appear like they are being served ahead of you. Not the case.
They've added tables and chairs to the sidewalk which I thought was cool. See, now you can drink a coffee and eat a guava filled pastry on the street, observing all of the life out there. And don't write snarky reviews about how slow it is.
This is cash only. Tips should be added to the jar on the counter. If you don't have money to tip, stay home. [Don't be like a Yelp Elite who goes to a free event and stuffs their face with passed food and guzzles down drinks all night and then tips $4. That's #beyondtacky]