Dheeh C.
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D.Cookiemaw find Paradise Villas restaurant look old... It like a camp that the tribe forget to pack up. Me see dust on the light-boxes. Me see spider-webs hanging like tiny nets. The humies say they must move to new burrow soon. Good! This one look a bit like an old battlefield.
Me start with Tempura Veggies. They soft inside, perfectly cooked. But the skin? It like the batter for fish-and-chips! No oily grease, just good crunch. Me like it.
Then come the Pork Schnitzel. Oohhh boy. Me try to cut it, but the meat fight back! It tough armor. Me knife struggle, me jaw struggle. The cook no use the tender-hammer! No-no. The pork stay strong and chewy. The gold-crust on the pig is good, but the meat inside is a stubborn foe.
But then... the Khmer Ice Coffee.
D.Cookiemaw eyes go wide! It no black, because of the thick sweet-milk-goo. It sweet, but it strong! It hit me like a kick from a beast! It the best part of the whole sun-cycle. Every peon must try this dark-sweet-juice. It make me forget the spider-webs for a moment.
Me wait for them to find new home. Me hope new home have no dust... and a big hammer for the pig-meat!
D.Cookiemaw Decree: Drink the sweet-strong-brew! But only go if you have warrior teeth for the chewy pig!