Athena D.
Yelp
Ever since I first heard of Patois several years ago, I was obsessed with the concept of a Chinese-Jamaican fusion restaurant. Seriously, what could be better than two of some of my favorite cuisines blending together in a flavor explosion? This concept hit especially close to home for me, the daughter of Chinese parents who immigrated from Toronto to the US before I was born, who regaled my brother and me with stories about the delectable beef patties and goat curry they used to enjoy as 20-somethings living their best lives in one of the most diverse food cities in the world. Seriously, last Christmas they asked me to try and smuggle a bottle of jerk marinade home on the plane (unsuccessfully, I might add). So Chinese and Jamaican food both hold special places in our hearts; I have patties in the freezer as we speak. It's been many years since we were all able to travel to Toronto together as a family, so naturally, Patois was #1 on my list for a must-visit after lamenting for so long that I'd never be able to try it as a dirty American. Unfortunately, I found myself disappointed by the food...to be fair, after the duration of hype, perhaps I'd artificially inflated my expectations. That being said, I think the concept of Patois is still phenomenal!
At Patois, tropical decor intermingles with old-style Chinese dinnerware. Where else can you have a plate of noodles while staring down the pink inflatable flamingos at the bar? There are a good number of tables for small groups and a cute little bar that makes the most of the tight space. When we went, it was a late weekend afternoon, so the restaurant was pretty empty, but I've heard it can get busy during peak dining hours, so definitely consider a reservation.
China and Jamaica are pretty far from each other distance-wise, but I've always felt that the Jamaican dishes I've had have a very Chinese-friendly taste profile and so a fusion of these flavors seems more a natural match made in heaven as opposed to an awkwardly forced union. The menu has a lot of fun concepts such as a bolo (pineapple bun) burger and jerk lobster nuggets. We went for the jerk chicken chow mein [$25], jerk pork belly yakisoba [$24], Jamaican oxtail [$23], and Trini mac pie [$11]. The chow mein had generous portions of jerk chicken and veggies in gravy on top of crispy fried noodles- as far as I'm concerned, this kind of chow mein is the type I grew up with and love, but just be aware in case you're more accustomed to the soft noodle type. While the concept was great and the chow mein was solid, I felt that the jerk chicken tasted just like regular chicken. Not very much jerk seasoning and not carrying the addictive flavor punch I associate with jerk chicken. I would probably say the same for the jerk pork belly yakisoba. This dish was definitely more flavorful and smoky, but again I think they could've been a lot braver with bringing out the full flavors of Japanese and Jamaican food. The oxtails leaned more into the traditional side. These were some pretty good oxtails. Not the best I've had, but very tasty. Honestly, can you go wrong with oxtail? The Trini mac pie was recommended by our waitress but I think this was the most disappointing dish; it was kind of cold and didn't carry the stick-to-your-bones heartiness and cheesy excess that I love in a good mac. Overall, having tried both cuisines in their traditional forms, I know that each is a delightful and sensory-engaging experience. I felt that naturally, the blend of both should be at least just as flavorful (and ideally even more), but in the end, the taste profiles fell short of either.
I had a rum punch [$16] and tried the hibiscus negroni [$15]. I have a lot of fond memories of rum punch consumed absolutely completely legally, so I was hoping this drink would bring back some of those vibes. Unfortunately, both drinks were pretty weak and watery. Ngl, I had a stronger rum punch from a random stall at the local state fair this past week for half the price. I think as with the food, although the ideas for the cocktails are super fun, the execution falls short- which is a shame considering how nice the bar is!
Service was okay. Our waitress was really nice and patient as we perused the menu; the bar attendant who seated us was kind of abrasive for some reason but, eh, middle of the day slump, understandable. Also, quick note, maybe don't wear your stilettos here unless you have great balance- the stairs going down to the bathroom are truly something!
Patois is a fun and unique concept in a fun and unique city, and I hope that they can continue experimenting with their food to bring stronger flavor profiles and new innovative additions to the menu. Hoping I'll have a more positive experience next time I'm in town...