Ida G.
Yelp
I'm not usually a sucker for hyped-up, overpriced, meet-the-animals experiences, but the Penguin Parade at Phillip Island really delivers. Starting at sundown, it's a wonderful way to end a day on the island. To sum up, thousands of these smallest of penguins come ashore to their burrows each evening under cover of darkness where they reunite with their mates, and stick around for three days or so until they get hungry for fish again.
There are several different tour options, and I'm lucky enough to have gone twice, once with General Admission tickets, and more recently as part of the somewhat dearer Penguins Plus experience. In a nutshell, the more you're prepared to pay, the less people you have to elbow your way through to look at the oh-so-adorable Little Penguins. On a very cold day, it may well be worth shelling out even more for a Sky Box, but other than that if you rug up you should be okay. As far as I could tell, any upgrade from General Admission gets you a free drink, MP4 player (that's partly useful but mostly preaches about the environment), and discounted green screen photos with penguins.
Up to an hour before sunset is the best time to arrive, especially if you've opted for General Admission tickets. This will give you an opportunity to check out the centre, which... well, the taxidermy albatross could use less cobwebs, but is pretty informative, and you can even see actual penguin burrows with real, living penguins nesting in them. There are also several gift shops with loads of predictably penguin-themed gear.
Whatever your tickets, the best place to be is as far off to the side as possible, especially if you're in General Admission. When the penguins come ashore, they waddle in ohmigodineedtocuddleyousomuch groups of varying sizes along the pathways either side of the boardwalk. If you manage to get Penguins Plus seats, try to sit on the far right, and up front if possible, for the best view of the rafts of penguins. Expect to hang out for up to an hour, and do not hesitate to ask the staff any question that may pop up as they are extremely knowledgeable about all things penguin.
The highlight of the night was when a group of penguins had to negotiate a rabbit in their path. After much deliberation, one brave little one waddled past, and the others followed suit. Apart from nearly dying from cuteness, I also enjoyed seeing species interact with one another in their natural environment. I mean, how often do you see rabbits in with penguins at the zoo?
Pro tips:
- Unless you've purchased a ticket upgrade, the MP4 players are $5 to rent and not worth the money unless they're for someone who does not speak English, as they come programmed in several different languages.
- After seeing the rafts of penguins come ashore, move to the side of the boardwalk to watch them, don't just sit there facing the water because you'll be missing out on a great deal of cuteness. This is especially true if you have crappy seats or are stuck behind people.
- The cafeteria is overpriced and the food is awful, and you'd better believe they police the tables for outside food.
- Unless you're on a budget, you won't regret upgrading your tickets. And hey, good cause.
- Because of idiots who can't turn off their flash, photos are no longer allowed during the Penguin Parade. Respect this or suffer the consequences. You can buy photos of penguins from the gift shop for not much money, and for what it's worth, some of them look like you took them.
- Don't stick your hand in the bag of wool at the gift shop. It is infested with moths.