Nick Eyles
Google
Severely disappointed. Went for a birthday lunch and sat outside on a beautiful sunny day. Looking around I felt the place was lacking maintenance, lawns untidy, outdoor tables in desperate need of some oil, building looking a bit run down etc. Our meals were delivered to the table behind us by mistake (the people who received them didn’t say anything, and began eating our steak). Ten minutes later, the waitress bought out another round of meals to the same table, and we pointed out that the first ones were delivered to the wrong table. So after my oysters and blue eye travalla had been sitting on someone else’s table for ten minutes in the sun, they were then given to me by the waitress with a “oh sorry, we”lol have to cook you another steak” to my wife. The other table then received the steak that they ordered, after already eating half of the first one. Not wanting to leave my seafood in the sun for any longer, I had to eat my meal while my wife waited for her steak to be cooked. One oyster was all I could manage, obviously had either been frozen or sitting in the fridge for days. Watery and not fresh at all. The blue eye, was in fact a handful of cold rice with a boiled egg on top, and traces of cold, dry fish throughout. To serve this up as a main dish is an embarrassment. The steak arrived 20 minutes later accompanied by 2 potatoes and a teaspoon of mustard. An incredibly thick strip of un-rendered fat took up more of the plate than anything thing else. We were offered a free drink for the stuff up, but declined as the first beer was flat, as was the champagne which was the last dregs of a bottle.
We went home disappointed and hungry.