Jessica T.
Yelp
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So......someone near and dear to me was visiting me not that long ago.
Aaaaaaaaand she was looking for some "fun" boudoir outfits to take things up a notch.
So....obviously - when you want fun dress-up clothes, sexy tights, and stripper-ish attire - you head to Piedmont Boutique. No brainer really.
Personally I can't handle that much neon and spandex. It makes my nose scrunch up and my head hurt. But this particular someone was VERY excited about all of the ruffled underwear, corsets, and hot pink thigh-highs. And so I unscrunched my nose, widened my eyes and put a big supportive smile on.
This someone was particurly enamored with the nurses' outfits. She studied each one carefully.
"oooooo too tight"
"too much spandex"
"too plain"
"Oh.....I like this one.....how much is it?"
And so we asked the patient saleslady about prices. Big surprise that nurses' outfits, a quality one - are not the cheapest. You're supposedly paying for enriched nights of wild kinky romance, but in fact are really dishing out alot of cash for flimsy, fall-apart fabric, that will most likely only be on you for 10 minutes. But that's cool.
This someone looked at the outfits hard, and by this time, the saleslady had brought out a book of outfits, all of which they stocked. A full range of police, UPS delivery girl, and pirate outfits - to name a few. But this someone wasn't having any of it.
"ooooooo all so sexy! But nope - I just think I can find cheaper outfits for this quality. I can make my own!.....yes that's what I'll do.....a nurses' cross, old kitchen apron....yeah I'll be set."
me: "Oh totally - home-sewn stuff is always sexier!" (cough, cough)
And so....she did. She cut up an old black shirt, found a short business skirt, pinned a cross on a headband, found an old slightly stained apron, and took the feather duster from above the fireplace. (not your ordinary nurse here)
Voila.
Piedmont Boutique is a fun place to window-shop. It's good for accessorizing Halloween outfits and 80's outfits, but the quality of the clothes are pretty poor and it's expensive for what you get. Apparently it's just as easy to create your own -make-shift spicy outfit
.....ummmmmm yeah.