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More like the Squeaky House with false advertising.Do not stay here. The Pineapple Hotel looks fine in photos, but in real life it’s an overpriced shoebox with a marketing budget.|We booked a “Deluxe” room via Booking.com that was advertised as 25 sqm (see confirmation). What we got was roughly a 4x4 meter box, and yes, that included the bathroom (see photo). Around 16 sqm in reality. There was barely space to open a suitcase unless you enjoy playing Tetris with your belongings.|Sleeping was a nightmare because the ceiling/floor situation is possessed. Every time the guests above us moved, the room performed a full concert of creaks, cracks, and squeals. Constant noise. If you like the soothing soundtrack of an old wooden ship in a storm, you’ll love it.||Now the best part: management. I asked on five separate occasions for the manager to contact me to resolve the “25 sqm advertised vs. 16 sqm delivered” issue as the present staff explained were not authorized to do anything. Every time: “She’s not here today, she’ll be back tomorrow.” Tomorrow seems a hotel policy meaning “never” or the manager actually doesn’t work a lot (likely). I caught a brief glimpse of her once, apparently she does exist, but it was while she was speaking to a staff member in a very demeaning way, which was the only consistent management activity I observed.||To be clear: the staff on duty were actually very friendly and polite, which made this worse, because it felt like they’ve had these exact complaints many times before and are left to absorb the frustration while the manager hides and tells they are not allowed to do anything. Between their reactions, a similar review already online, and the total refusal to engage, this doesn’t feel like an honest mistake. It feels like a deliberate strategy.||No meaningful solution. No compensation. Nothing. Because of the squeeking we were offered alternative sad-looking room with no natural light below ground level. The attitude was: we are very sorry for you however we are not allowed to do anything for you.||One more thing: if you’re a guest who was also misinformed about room size, complain and leave an review. Don’t let this kind of scamming quietly win.