Matthew M.
Yelp
A Disappointing Experience from Start to Finish
I rarely leave harsh reviews, but my recent visit to this restaurant left me baffled, disappointed, and frankly, a little concerned for anyone considering dining there. From the moment we walked in, things felt off. The decor, dominated by AI-generated paintings, had all the warmth and personality of a stock photo website. It felt like the owners were trying to appear trendy without understanding what makes a space actually inviting.
Unfortunately, the food was somehow even more soulless. We ordered a grilled cheese sandwich that had to be sent back--something I've never done before. Instead of cheese, it was stuffed with what tasted like 90% spicy mayo and what I can only describe as compost leftovers. It was greasy, soggy, and inedible. Whoever approved that item for the menu clearly doesn't understand the basics of comfort food, or food in general.
We also tried the fried chicken and the grilled chicken sandwich. The fried chicken was dry, barely seasoned, and had a strange aftertaste, as if it had been cooked in old oil. The grilled chicken sandwich wasn't much better--bland, rubbery, and slapped together with little care. It's one thing for food to miss the mark, but this felt like they weren't even trying.
Service didn't help matters. We waited 40 minutes for our chicken, and when it finally arrived, they forgot part of our order. No apologies, no urgency to fix the mistake, just an indifferent shrug. The staff didn't seem overwhelmed--just checked out. It's hard to enjoy any meal when the people serving it act like they don't want to be there either.
Honestly, I'd be surprised if this place is still in business a year from now. Between the gimmicky decor, subpar food, and lackluster service, there's nothing worth coming back for. With so many great restaurants out there, this one just doesn't cut it. Save your time, money, and appetite for somewhere else.