Adam J.
Yelp
Great view, if you can get a roof top reservation. Aside from that, and perhaps having photogenic dishes, the food itself is horrendous. I had several people ask where I was, and saying saying the usual things like, "want", "need", "where is this", etc... To be perfectly honest, I haven't logged into yelp for over a year and was so insulted by the swill that was presented, that I felt compelled to log in and share my experience. Again, if you have no taste but love to take pictures with hopes of evoking envy, this is your place! Ever had a Slim Jim or gas station beef jerky?!? Well, you're in luck! Order the abalone! Somehow, they've managed to take one of the most sought after delicacy's of the sea and turned it into a petrol station snack. If you're still with me at the gas station, you may as well grab a pack of sour patch kids, because you've never had a more sour molé in your life. There was some sort of dish with rancid Sashimi. I took one bite and couldn't swallow as I could taste the stomach pains that would inevitably follow. I flagged the waiter, because he never came to check on us again after taking our order, and informed him that the seafood was rancid and inedible. He stood up for the dish and never took it off the bill. I forgot to mention that the wait time for dishes was all over the place, but there were two segments where 20+ minutes passed by without any food on the table. (This is after having received several dishes) Now, the Chuletón de cerdo! There was a good 35 minute wait for this bad boy, that I could and have been buying in markets everywhere for 40 pesos. The sad pork chop was clearly left on the grill for the entire wait time. They served a dry, leather hide. I took a few bites of the fat and left it behind. I NEVER waste food! EVER! I always enjoy leftovers, help a hungry person out or bless my dog, depending on what and where and when. This wasn't even suitable to give to my dog. It was a few minutes of cook time away from being a chicarrón!
Just a word to the traveler or general appreciator of good food:
Oaxaca is one of the most vibrant and flavorful cities in the world. There is A+ food on every corner. More often than not, the street food is far better than what you will find in a restaurant, especially the high end restaurants that people tend to recommend for whatever reasons (*Instagram photos and undeserving hype)
Find the lady with the roasted sweet potato's or one of many exotic fruits that you likely won't find in your home town/city. Pop into a random family restaurant.. I can almost guarantee you that they will leave you more satisfied than these hipster places that don't know their mouths from their feet. Most of the fancy places I have gone have been disappointing BUT Pitiona was one of the worst dining experiences I've ever had in my life. There wasn't one redeemable dish. Skip the places with $15 taco's and/or anywhere that you're greeted with someone that has a Secret Service ear piece and a walk-e-talkie. Go to the markets, eat corn on the street...Go get a $15 peso taco, I assure you it will smoke the $15 USD taco!