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DO NOT GO TO PLAYA PALANCAR UNLESS YOU ENJOY BEING SCAMMED
Yes, the beach is beautiful. But trust me—so are the ones next door, and those don’t come with scams, extortion, and watered-down piña coladas. Playa Palancar is one of the biggest tourist traps I’ve experienced in Mexico, and here’s exactly how it works:
1. The Taxi Scam (the moment you arrive at the port)
We asked a taxi how much to Playa Palancar. First quote: 400 pesos for a 20-minute ride. Too high. We pushed back, he asked if we had a reservation and if we prepaid (we hadn’t, just reserved). Suddenly it dropped to 200 pesos. Great, right? Wrong.
On the way, the driver calls the beach club to announce he’s “bringing 3 people.” Already suspicious. Once there, instead of dropping us off, he ran to the reception like he was clocking in for a paycheck. When we tried to pay the agreed 200 pesos, he flipped out and said, “No, now it’s 300.” Turns out taxis get a commission per head for bringing tourists, and since we had our own reservation, he wanted to make up for “lost commission.”
We reminded him we had agreed on 200. He refused. He went to the manager, who backed him up and even threatened that our return trip would cost 400+ pesos because “otherwise no taxi will take you.” This wasn’t negotiation anymore—it was extortion. We gave him the extra 100 pesos just to avoid trouble, and he literally ran off after taking it.
2. Entry Fee & Towels (aka the towel scam)
Entry was 360 pesos per person (~20 USD) for a sunbed and umbrella. Fine. But towels? Another $5 each. We requested them at 10:30 AM from the manager who’s name i dont know. And then multiple times from our waiter Emilio. Who said they’d be ready in an hour multiple times at different hours. We asked four more times over the next six hours. Nothing. We even asked the ladies at the massage parlor who directed us back to Emilio who said they haven’t and will not receive the towels today.
When we finally paid our bill at 4:30, we left a 10% tip instead of their pre-added 15% and explained it was because we never got our towels. Magically, the receptionist smiled and said, “Oh, the towels are here.” Six hours later, at closing time. That tells you everything. I might be wrong, but could it be because we didn’t play along with the taxi scam to our full pocket’s potential?
3. Food & Drinks
Food was mediocre at best. Piña coladas were a joke—completely watered down. Ceviche was good. Quesadillas and guacamole lacked flavor. Fajitas were ok. Imagine paying resort prices for drinks that taste like juice mixed with ice water.
4. Early Closing
Official hours say 5 PM. In reality, they kick you out of the water at 4:30 PM. So you’re paying full price for less time. If you want to go, I recommend to go earlier to maximize your time.
5. The Ride Back
As predicted, the return taxi tried to charge 450 pesos—even more than the scam quote we got at the start. (The taxi and restaurant manager did warn us that they will inform their friends to charge us more to go back and they did not fail). At that point, we were too drained to fight.
The Bottom Line
This place is run on scams, not service. Taxi drivers, reception staff, even the manager—they’re all in on it together. Playa Palancar looks like a beach club, but it’s really just a carefully orchestrated trap to nickel-and-dime tourists at every turn. The only nice person was the lady at the bar, at least she smiled and was friendly. The rest, seemed like they spit on everything we order.
The sand and water are gorgeous, but you can find that at the beach clubs right next door—without the scams, without the watered-down drinks, and without staff treating you like prey. Playa Palancar is not worth the headache. The one next door (right after it) seemed nicer, less busy and it’s hard to have worse service than Playa Palancar, so i would say the service is better too.
Save your money. Save your sanity. Avoid Playa Palancar.