Ari
Google
If you've ever wanted to visit Europe but prefer a soulless, bland version with paranoid security guards, Plaza Lagos is for you! The architecture tries so hard to be high-end, but it just feels like a cheap imitation. About as authentic as the fake lake it sits on.
The food at Carlo & Carla was actually great, but the experience was ruined by the Navy Seals. I was stopped by a guard for taking a family photo because apparently, my camera is a threat to their commercial integrity. He insisted I couldn't shoot because 'people use cameras for ads.' (Maybe he was just afraid of cameras? No clue.)
Anyways, I still took a bunch of pictures. But don't worry! Since you're so terrified of unauthorized ads, I slapped a subtle watermark on it for you.
Highly recommend!